The Governor Had An Accident With A Groundnut Hawker. What Happened Next Shocked Everybody  

Governor, is it true the bride disappeared? If I knew where she was, would I be standing here looking confused? Sir, Nigeria needs answers. Nigeria should help me find my wife first. I warned you this would happen. Father, if you start your I told you so speech now, I will personally cancel your microphone. That’s fair.

Sir, the wedding is collapsing. Good. You really hate your cousin. Hate is expensive. What do you call this? An investment. You’re frightening. Thank you. Grots, how much? 200. Make it 100. If you continue negotiating like this, we’ll both miss retirement. You talk too much. And you price too much.

Fair. Hey, catch me if you can. BROTHER, TODAY IS NOT THE DAY. Most people saw a poor hawker. They didn’t know they were looking at Nigeria’s future first lady. Hey, what are YOU DOING, THIEF? STOP RIGHT THERE. Did you just attack a governor with ground nuts? Did you just park your car in the middle of my business? Do you know who I am? Do you know who bought those ground nuts? No.

Exactly. Sir, should I arrest her? For what? Protein distribution. That laugh changes everything. It starts a love story, a political war, a family rebellion, an assassination plot, and a scandal that will shake the entire nation. Tonight, two powerful families become one. Alex, smile.

 You look like someone attending his own burial. Father, even the cops gets more freedom than me tonight. Before anyone signs anything tonight, I have something important to say. Alex, this is not the time. Actually, father, this is exactly the time. Please, who ordered groundut inside government house? Is this part of the entertainment? Alex, what madness is this? Amina, will you marry me? Governor, did you drink something expensive? Only truth.

 IF YOU DO THIS, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SON. You embarrassed me for a ground nut seller. Madam, at least my grown not has customers. Do you know who I am? Yes. The woman whose engagement ended before small chops arrived. Walk out with her and forget this family. Then I will remember myself. You will regret this.

 Maybe, but I won’t marry a stranger to please people who forgot I’m human. Amina is now first lady. Lorden. This governor has finished Nollywood. Please. Who has her ground not supplier? What was meant to disgrace Alex becomes the biggest love story in the country. Excellent. Let them celebrate. Should we proceed? Destroy them both slowly.

While Nigeria laughs, someone inside the family prepares war. YOU ARE DIFFERENT. NO, I just know potholes don’t respect political titles. This road has suffered more than my first marriage. Then today, we divorce suffering. Your excellency, this is risky. She has been crossing Nigerian roads longer than I have been alive. Respect her.

My son, your wife will enjoy you. Please pray she finds me first. I will. A governor does not marry for love. He marries for structure. He is your son, not cement. Uncle is only protecting the family name. Funny. The family name has never protected me. Sir, if your father catches us, I would deny knowing steering wheel.

 Just drive to where? Anywhere people are not choosing my wife like campaign posters. Give me one cup but reduce price. Oh god. The few price reduced when I woke up. You talked too much and you priced too much. We are both gifted. Today I made enough money to buy rice, pepper, and maybe one small dream. Amina, your mouth will make you rich.

Good. Because my pocket is currently on life support. You again, Mr. Open Window. I came for ground nut or you came for insult because that one is free. Just the ground nut please. Politicians are like empty tins loud from far. Useless when you open them. All of them. Almost all.

 Maybe one or two still have sense but they hide it well. That is painful. Truth usually is. Amina that customer is not buying ground nuts. He’s buying your smile. Then he should pay extra. How much for smile? Government rates. This video will buy me data for 1 month. Show me first. No exclusive content. That man works like money.

 Money does not wear cheap sunglasses like that. Rich people love pretending. Poverty is the only thing nobody pretends with. What would you do if you had power? First, fix this road. Second, ban wicked landlords. Third, make ground national treasure. Ambitious. Better than promising heaven and delivering pothole.

 Is that Governor Alex? NO WAY. WHY IS HE EATING CORN LIKE TENANT? LOVE IN TRAFFIC. NOLLYWOOD. WAKE UP. In 1 hour, the country stops talking about fuel price and starts talking about Amina. Who is that girl? A hawker uncle? No, she’s a threat. Then we remove the threat. So you finally brought your real face.

It was becoming expensive TO BUY SUNGLASSES. GOVERNOR, MARRY HER. Please let him first price ground nut correctly. A governor dating a hawker. His career is finished. Sir, people love it. People love nonsense. Unfortunately, they vote too. Why buy everything? So you can rest. Rest in this economy.

 Are you trying to kill my hustle? I am trying to help. Then help by carrying the tray. People think poverty means you have no pride. You have more pride than my whole family. Good. Maybe I should borrow them some. You should stop coming here. Why? Because your people think I am turning you into street food ambassador.

That is a respectable office. Alex, I am serious. So am I. I have eaten corn, ground nut, and roadside rice for you. This is commitment. You are not normal. That is why you like me. I like peace. Then you chose the wrong governor. Subject sells ground nut in the market. She lives in a zinc roof house.

Family background poor. That is not background. That is disaster. From my investigation, she has no scandal, no crime, just hardship. Hardship is not useful to rich people unless they caused it. Then we will create some scandal to her name. She will not enter this family. What if your son loves her? Love is for people without assets.

Uncle, allow me to handle it. They think I serve them, sir. No, I am burying them. What will you do? I have plans to take my revenge out on their beloved son. Where is my fianceé? With the ground not lady. Ma, excuse me. The nation calls her ground, not queen. Then I will dethrone her.

 So you are the girl causing confusion. Good afternoon to you too. Do you know who I am? No, but your perfume arrived before your car. You think a governor will marry someone like you? Someone like me means what exactly? POOR. MADAM, POVERTY IS NOT A CRIME. BAD CHARACTER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION. Stay out of this. This is market.

 We don’t stay out of anything. Vanessa, if money made people better, your manners would have arrived in limousine. Madame, we should go. Why is everyone recording? Because you are trending. For what? Market women versus imported pride. Hello, David. This is Vanessa. Hello, Vanessa. What can I do for you? Can we meet? Okay, where do you want us to meet? I will send you a location.

Okay, I will be there. I want her destroyed. Good. Pain makes people useful. What are you going to do? Everything. Governor entered this compound. Check if Rapture has started. Please behave. He is still human. Thank you. Mostly human. This food is better than government house dinner.

Because this one was cooked with truth. Governor, do you know how to wash plate? I am about to learn democracy. WHY IS THAT CHICKEN ANGRY? You are standing on his property. It is a chicken. Tell him that. This is Amina. We know who she is. Good. Saves introductions. Welcome, my dear. What exactly do you bring into this family? Myself.

 Besides that, you asked a difficult question because that’s all I have. Do you even have a degree? No, but I can count. Does she know how to behave in elite circles? If elite means insulting people quietly, I may need training. She’s learning fast. Don’t encourage them. Young woman, what do you want from my son? Respectfully, sir, he followed me first.

My son is a governor. Yes, sir. But when he’s hungry, he’s just Alec. Do you know the weight of this family name? No sir, but from everyone’s face it looks heavy. I like her. Nobody asked you. You should have. Choose this family or choose her. That’s easy. Good. Finally. I choose her. What? So I also did not expect him to answer that fast.

Alex, father, I love her. Love does not run a dynasty. Neither does pride. But here we are. This girl is not our class. Neither was grandfather when he started. Watch your mouth. No. For once, everyone else should watch theirs. Leave my house. Fine. And take your ground not seller with you. Thank you, sir.

For what? I was afraid you would keep him. Sir, are we really moving? Apparently, to where? A place where nobody votes on my future. Take this, mother. No matter what happens, you’re my son. Thank you. Governor Alex has left the Uch family mansion. Nobody expected this.

 Actually, after the rooster video, anything is possible. Sir, should I bring the car? Yes. Which one? luxury or emotional damage. Bring the one that starts. Sorry, I have to inconvenience you for now. I am glad you are here. One day I would repay your kindness. No need for that. We are in this together. Sir, should I unpack? This requires engineering.

No, it requires common sense. I was educated differently. Clearly. Where is the shower? Inside the bucket. The bucket is not connected to anything. It is connected to your hand. Sir, this is manual shower. Bako, don’t help. Small water first. What if I finish the water before my body? Then your remaining body will wait till tomorrow.

Why are they targeting me? Mosquitoes appreciate quality blood. I feel honored. You shouldn’t. These mosquitoes are organized. Everything in Nigeria is organized except traffic. They will finish my blood before morning. Your blood is sweet and fresh to them. What are you making? Rice.

That is charcoal. It started as rice. Governor of the people, enemy of rice. Promote the rooster to minister. This love story is feeding the nation. His popularity reaches record levels. Governor, you’re carrying bags. My hands still work. Politicians usually forget. I’m in recovery. Governor, you’re on my team.

Bad decision. Can you play? Can you lower expectations? Go on, governor. He left a mansion for love. I can’t even leave a bad WhatsApp group. The governor has courage. People see sincerity, something rare in politics. Public sympathy is with Alex. Why? Because he looks happy. That is unacceptable.

Governor, you eat corn like you are signing a national budget. This corn is fighting back. It is corn, not opposition party. In my defense, this corn has political ambition. So, should I call security for corn? Governor is eating corn with ground nut cellar. At least he’s finally eating something honest.

See how he’s laughing? And that laugh has resigned from politics. No, this is hunger. Sometimes hunger introduces true love. My son, a sitting governor eating corn on the road. At least he removed the tie first. This is not funny. No sir, but the internet disagrees. Or maybe she is dragging our son into happiness.

He left mansion for love. Some men cannot even leave football match for wife. Maybe he’s pretending. Pretending cannot survive mosquitoes. If a man survives bucket bats, respect him. I mean, I trained him well. Sir, Alex’s popularity has increased because he lives in a shack. People call him relatable. I built hospitals.

Yes, sir. But you never ate corn on camera. Must I eat corn to be respected? Sir, this story is completely fake. Fake stories travel faster, but truth may catch up. Truth is always late. Sir, Amina is not normal. She may saw the lie until he confesses. Then we make the lie louder. Write that she trapped him.

With what? Charm. Madam, people will believe ground before charm. Then write both ground or charm. I don’t care. Just make her look bad. Did you trap the governor? Yes. You admit it? I trapped him with roasted corn and common sense. Very dangerous combination. Are you I want his money.

I will not start with a man who moved into my leaking room. You destroyed three bloggers in one sentence. I was gentle. That was gentle. Yes. I didn’t mention their spelling. Madam, please don’t fight me one day. Behave well and fear nothing. Governor Alex diverted billions. Do you have proof? We have documents.

 Real documents or documents that came from printer with ambition? Sir, this one still smells like fresh ink. These documents raise serious questions. You doubt them? The signature is crooked and the date is tomorrow. Tomorrow? Even corruption is now predicting the future. Sir, they want impeachment.

 Let them try. You are too calm. He’s not calm. He ate Peppa Supella. His body is still negotiating. Madam is correct, sir. Has been sweating since. Can we focus one step closer to what? Power. I thought revenge. Same road. Your road has potholes. Sir, Amina is trending again. For what now? People are calling her Minister of Common Sense. I hate democracy.

I am not a politician. We know. Thank God politicians already have enough politicians. I tell groundut in my business if something is fake, PEOPLE TASTE IT IMMEDIATELY. TALK. THESE allegations are so fake. Even my ground nuts are embarrassed. That is true. From the look of things, it is obvious even to the blind man.

 They say Alex stole money. The same Alex that left marble floor to sleep where mosquitoes pay rent. If he wanted comfort, he would have stayed in mansion. True. If he wanted money, he would not be eating rice from nylon with me. Why must the rice enter this matter? Because it suffered too. How is she winning? People are emotional and she’s funny.

I can be funny, sir. Say it. You laugh like tax audit. Even your silence has threat. I need better enemies. Why are you sweating? I’m not sweating. Alex, your forehead is sweating. I am about to ask an important question. Is it about bucket bath? Not bucket bath. So, continue. I mean, uh, the first proposal caused the national crisis. Yes.

 And your father nearly swallowed his cap. This time I want to do it properly with less shouting. I cannot promise that. Then kneel carefully. OUR GIRL IS MARRYING THE GOVERNOR. GROWN NOT HAS ENTERED GOVERNMENT. PLEASE, nobody should ask me for a contract. Bako, you are now family. That is what scares me.

Please relax. Madam, your family has rooster, pepper, mosquitoes, and market women. I am not relaxed. Everything will be fine. He has proposed to her and she said yes. I saw it also. Why is the universe disrespecting me? The universe knows how to choose who to disrespect. Are you insulting me? No, I am insulting your strategy.

Then fix it. I will, but this time we attacked the wedding. Everything was damaged overnight. Accident? Sir, accidents don’t carry scissors. Who would do this? Did the flowers offend anyone? Madam this family, even flowers have enemies. Someone with money and no hobby. I want headlines.

Real or fake? Whichever trends faster. Madam, fake is cheaper. I am not cheap. Your story can be. Just do your job. They said I hypnotized you with what? Groundup powder. Powerful. They also said I forced you to move in. That one is true. Alex, you follow me like unpaid debt. Destroy their peace.

 Sir, they don’t have much peace. They live with mosquitoes. Then destroy the wedding. The wedding has market women involved. Destroy them all. They said Amina is pregnant. Who said internet? Internet also said my uncle won lottery. Did he? He’s still borrowing transports. Amina, are you pregnant? Are you promoted? What exactly? Some things are not your business. So you deny it.

Amina, you seem very confident. I deny your confidence. Amina, be gentle. I am. My real answer was longer. How do you respond to people discussing your private life? I pray they find their own. Do rumors hurt you? I sold ground nuts in Abuja traffic. Rumors are soft.

 Soft? At least rumors don’t price down. This woman is sharp. Sharp? She’s razor. I was against her before. Repentance is free. Alex chose well. Alex was chosen. Men like him don’t know what they’re doing. Millions are missing. Money does not disappear in this family. Peace disappeared first. We need calm. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CALM? Somebody has to be mature or guilty.

Excuse me. I said what I said softly. The goods were here yesterday. Maybe they traveled back home. Sir, everything in his family is moving. Son moved out. Money moved out. Goods moved out. Only pride remains. Unfortunately, plenty of it. David should lead recovery. I accept for the family. How generous.

Do you doubt me? I doubt quiet men. Amina, this is business. Exactly. That is why I’m listening with both eyes. How did my empire become this messy? Sir, with respect, it was already messy. Money just exposed it. Are you blaming me? No, sir. I enjoy employment. Speak freely. I prefer salary.

Pending investigation, Governor Alexuch will step aside. He looks calm. He’s not calm. He’s calculating how to survive my neighbors again. Amina, what? You know, mosquitoes are waiting. We won. Not yet. Why are you never happy? Happiness distracts. You need a hobby. Revenge is A HOBBY.

BRING BACK ALEX. BRING BACK AMINA TOO. AND REDUCE FOOD PRICE. FOCUS. I AM FOCUSED. Hunger is political. This protest has an agenda and a grocery list. I lost everything. No. I lost my office and family. You gained mine. Your family includes a rooster that hates me. Every family has one difficult elder.

Where is she? She left before mourning. With who? With herself. Sir, that woman can kidnap herself successfully. Exactly why I am afraid. Have you seen Amina? Which Amina? My Amina. Uh, Governor has personalized her. Madam, please answer the question. We haven’t seen her.

 Did you make her disappear? No. Why do I not believe you? Because your sense is active. David, I didn’t touch her. Then where is she? I don’t know. Alex will worry. You didn’t tell him. If I told him, he would follow me. Romantic. Stressful. Same thing sometimes. Not when he brings back. Be careful.

I will. These records were buried years ago. Not buried enough. I sell ground nuts near Abuja traffic. I know how to dig. Powerful people panic. Good. People need exercise. Are you afraid? I face more danger. has retired. You look familiar. People say that. Are you on TV? Only when Nigeria refuses peace.

Name? Mrs. Confidential. That is not a name. Today it is. What is this? Old audio files. Please let one of them be David talking too much. You may have found the key. No, I found the mouth that opened the door. The Uch family will lose everything. Alex must fall. I waited 30 years.

David, you talk like a villain with free data. This can change everything. They let us change IT LOUDLY. ROUND QUEEN, PLEASE. I have not eaten. Where have you been? Working on somebody’s downfall. Don’t shout. The person may faint early. You disappeared. I am back. I searched everywhere.

Even the market. Yes. Romantic. Expensive. They charge me for information. You learned market economy. Sir, she’s back. I can see. She looks confident. Too confident. Maybe she found nothing. She does not walk like nothing. She’s walking LIKE EVIDENCE. WHAT WILL YOU REVEAL? Truth about who? Someone’s sweating already.

Sir, David just wiped his forehead on TV. Bako, focus. I am focused on sweat evidence. Amina, where did you disappear to? To look for truth. Did you find it? I found truth, lies, and one man who talks too much. Who? Patience. Soup tastes better when it boils. Alex must fall. The Uche family will lose everything. I waited 30 years.

Is that David? Unless his voice has a cousin. What? I am being factual. Sir, is that your voice? I need my lawyer. So, it is your voice. I said I need my lawyer. Even his lawyer needs prayer. The truth is out. The truth has microphones. David, why? Because this family buried my father.

 What are you talking about, Chief Amea? Finally, family history has entered from the back door. Amina, not now. Sir, this is exactly now. My father built half this empire. That is impossible because you were taught to forget him. Who taught you this? Pain. Pain is a terrible teacher. No graduation, just bitterness. We have to make an effort to ensure this company grows like wildfire. Exactly.

That should be our focus. We need to plan our expansion carefully. Yes. Let’s outline the steps right now. My father worked day and night. So did mine. And when he died, his name vanished. Names do not vanish alone. Someone packed it. Amina, what? I am helping investigation. Chief Amea was listed as co-founder.

Jesus. Even Jesus is tired of this family. How did we not know? Because rich people hide documents like soup meat. That is oddly accurate. So you did all this because of your father? Because of what they stole. And what did you become? necessary. No. Bitter. You know nothing. I know bitterness when I see one.

 Alex, please don’t say you found another problem. I found another problem. Can this family rest? Your grandfather said no. Chief Usher did not steal from what? Their father removed Emma’s name. My father, the original chairman of Wallala. Amina. It fits. 30 years. David, I hated you for 30 years. Hatred is expensive.

 You paid premium. I destroyed everything. Yes, but at least now you know the receipt was fake. I built my whole life on a lie. So what now? I don’t know. That’s new. I’m tired. Good. Wickedness is hard labor. You need to tell the truth publicly and lose everything. You already lost yourself.

Nobody touch anything. I only work here. Then walk your way to the interview room. Sir, should I call David? Call common sense first. It has been missing. You paid bloggers to defame Amina. Do you know who my father is? Yes, he is also waiting outside. This is harassment. No, ma’am. This is receipt.

I want my lawyer. He may want distance. These documents were forged. Even the lies are tired. I told you the font looked guilty. Order. Madam, can fun go to prison. In this country, anything is possible. Governor, how do you feel? Hungry. Hungry. Justice takes time. Lunch also takes time.

Don’t worry. I packed ground nuts. Madam, did you pack for me? You talk too much. Why did you do it? Because hatred became my identity. That is heavy. It was heavier to carry. Do you regret it? Every breath. I framed Alex. You forged documents. Yes. You sabotaged the wedding. Yes, you use Vanessa.

 She volunteered emotionally. I stole from the company. I wanted them to suffer. This is why I don’t attend family meetings. 30 years of revenge. Does he not get tired? Bitterness has stamina. Amina warned them. Ground queen sees what billionaires cannot see. Alex. Yes. Don’t become me. I won’t. He doesn’t have the patience.

You always talk and you should have talked sooner. Fair, brother. I believed lies. You also enjoyed being stubborn. Must you say it here? The dead already know and the living know respect again. Respect is here. Fear left. I should have searched for truth. We all should have. I failed you.

 You were very committed to it, Alex. He learned honesty from me. Fortunately, sir, thank you for standing by my son. He is stubborn but manageable. He got that from his father. I noticed I have managed both. Son, come home with Amina. Must she come? Yes. If she is not coming, I also will not. Sir, you are improving slowly.

Fine with Amina. Say it with joy. Don’t push your luck. This reconciliation is loading. I missed you people. He missed the office chair. Amina, what? That chair has air conditioning. Sir also missed official lunch. Bako, please resign quietly. Sir, I am emotionally attached to salary. The lost funds have been recovered.

Good. Can we recover peace? That may take longer. And our reputation. Start by greeting people properly. You are very bold. The street taught me vital lessons. You have good training. Thank you. My poverty trained me. Amina, forgive me. Depends on what? Dessert. Dessert. That’s fair. Our women and their sweets.

If it is proud like the family, forgiveness may delay. Must everything be a joke? No sir, some things are lessons wearing jokes. I assure you this time there will be no disaster. Please don’t challenge Nigeria. Madam is right. This country hears confidence and sense surprise. What can go wrong? You too.

Sir has joined the enemy. We are prepared. That is what people say before generator fails. Where should market people sit? Section B. We are brides people. Give us section A. Madame, don’t madam me. We raise this love story. Wow. Good answer. You look beautiful. Better answer. I may cry. Don’t spoil your fine face.

You changed my life. You complicated mine. You taught me humility. Mosquitoes helped. You taught me love. Bucket taught you patience. Will you ever stop teasing me? No. It is in the vows now. Our girl has entered history and I have survived. Survived what? This love story.

 Bako, you cried during the vows. Dust entered my emotions. Everything is perfect. Please stop saying that. Why? Because perfect is how trouble introduces itself. Relax. You said relax before your father threw us out. Sir, you cannot bring livestock inside. This rooster is family. Family. It witnessed their suffering.

I come to bless your marriage. Thank you, sir, for coming. The rooster is here to bless the marriage. It tried to end me. That was premarital counseling. WHY IS CHICKEN AT THIS WEDDING? IT IS NOT CHICKEN. IT IS ELDER CLOCK. WHY IS IT COMING THIS WAY? MAYBE he wants apology from me. You ran from it last time.

 Very disrespectful. Why me? Congratulations, sir. For what? The rooster accepts you into the family. Father, this is a big honor. I refuse this nonsense. Daddy, are you still governor? Yes. Then why does mommy give all the orders? Smart child. Because mommy is remember this place. The most important traffic jam of my life.

Your car window suffered that day. Your ground nuts invaded government property. My aim was not good. Your aim changed my destiny. Thank you, sir. No. Thank you. For what? One tray of ground nuts once saved me. Saved you. Yes. From arrogance. It is still recovering. You are against me.

With love. Governor, your ground order is ready. Madame first lady, put it on my account. Mommy, did daddy pay last time? No. Sir has historic debt. Who are you? Someone your father helped. Why are you here? Your father left something for you. After all these years, some messages wait until pride is tired.

David, do not waste your life seeking revenge. Build what they destroyed. Never become what hurt you. I became worse. Then become better slowly. I failed him. No, you failed yourself. Can a man rebuild from prison? A man can rebuild from truth. And if they never forgive me, you cannot demand it monthly.

Do you ever wonder what would have happened if those ground nuts never entered my car? You would still be forming an important man. And you? I would still be selling ground nuts peacefully. So I was the problem. Finally, wisdom has entered government house. You love me. Unfortunately, say it properly.

I love you, Mr. former bucket bath student. That title must die. Never. They laugh as the sun rises over Abuja. Love did not remove the storm. It taught them how to stand inside it together.