Sam Elliott & Craig Sheffer in One of the Most Exciting Western Adventures of the 1990s

What’ you say that thing is >> it’s a farming implement of the latest scientific design. >> It’s a present for a friend of mine. >> Is that your kids? >> Excuse me. >> It’s my brother and I as boys. Afraid I’m just an old maid. >> Ah, you need a family, boy. See, it says in the good book, “Take you a wife.” That’s what he told Adam.

>> Take a ri here is my helpmate with me. Of course, uh, man’s got to be king in his family. Only way. >> So, it seems. >> Excuse me, ma’am. I was wondering if >> I don’t know nothing about farming. More money in horses. You break any horses back there in New York, Cooper? Can’t say I have. Make sure you stop them horses.

Fergus, get them folks off the stage. kill him. >> Not unless they ask you nicely. >> Uh, excuse me, ma’am. I was wondering >> a horse last year. Must have been 1,200 lb. Got to show them whose balls. Same as with women. >> Vertus probata fit. >> Huh? >> It’s Latin. Manly excellence, flourishes, and trials. >> Excuse me.

I was wondering, would you happen to be stopping in Three Forks? >> Why? >> Well, um, if you don’t have any prior engagements, I’m with all due respect. I was wondering if you’d like to have dinner with me. >> Go chase yourself. >> Yeah. Afraid Miss O’or can’t make it. >> Needs her beauty rest. Got an appointment bright and early. >> I’ll be damned.

Oh, look. Let’s go. >> Get up. Yes. No. Oh my god. Stop.

Get them people out of there. All right, everybody out of there. >> Easy. Easy. Get out. Enemies. Get

out of here. This is a hero. You How about you? >> Not me. Everybody all right? >> Fine. Terrifying.

Act stupid in your face. I’ll have a new hole. Undo your gum belt. Undo these bracelets. Need to move back. All of you get out. Move. There’s no need to be sort of a >> do what you tell me. >> You made me drop my box. >> Now lock yourself to the stage. See how it feels. You get that strong box down. Let’s see what we got here.

You going to add thieven into killing girl? >> If it gets me out of here, why are you going to do hang me twice? >> Hey, fancy pants, get one of those saddle bags. >> Uh, who me? >> Move it. >> Bring it over here and put this scratch in it. And don’t get no sticky fingers. >> I know. >> Need worry about me, >> idiot.

> How’d you get that shiner, ma’am? >> She fell. Anybody talking to you? I don’t think so. How’d you get it? >> I fell down. >> God damn it. >> Looks like you fell down, too. >> Here’s your scratch. >> Uh, ma’am, do you mind if I ask you a question. You see, I I don’t understand how you can make success at robbing when you can’t even hold on to the damn gun.

>> Good work, son. Shoot the [ __ ] >> Get over there. Go on. Go on. You too, miss. Now, miss, if you do me a favor and knock the uh Marshall and Mr. Hollister there around the window, I’d appreciate that. Well, I certainly didn’t plan it like this, but as my old Latin teacher used to say, carpedium. >> So, what’s her appointment for anyway? >> I’m taking this [ __ ] to hang for killing a man.

>> A little advice. When you’re handcuffed, refrain from insulting comments. By the way, Mr. Alistister, how did your wife get that black eye? >> How the hell do you think I smacked her? >> The Bible says, “Love and protect your family, not beat them.” >> Okay, I think I’m going to be on my way. You can keep that appointment if you want to.

>> You son of a [ __ ] That money’s mine. >> Not as long as I got the gun today. Don’t take care now. I’ll have a bed and a bottle. The bottle now. I have a woman, too. >> Take your pick. >> Right there. The one with the dark hair. >> I’ll go chase yourself. Kind of reminds me of someone I know. >> Don’t we all? >> Jamie. Number three.

>> What’s in the box? Something that stays with me. >> Oh, your property safe is in in there, mister. >> Yeah. Well, it better be cuz anybody so much as thinks of those saddle bags and you’re a dead man. You got it. You >> got here as soon as I could since I already paid for the night. What do you say we have a little reprise? Huh? Huh? Oh,

hey, what you got your clothes on? >> How the hell did you get in here? >> I want my money. >> Well, that’s an interesting way of putting it. As I recall, that’s Wells Fargo’s money. >> Not no more. It ain’t. >> Adetis. >> What? >> It’s Latin. Loosely translated. It means I stole that money. Fair and square. >> Oh, yeah. Fancy pants.

>> Yeah. >> I seem to remember you saying the scratch belongs to the one with the gun. In case you ain’t noticed, this Remington’s staring at your face. >> Well, that may be so, but I have another gun under this pillow here, and it’s staring at your much more beautiful face. Oh, do you now? >> I truly do, ma’am.

So, whichever one of us gets hit first tenses, pulls a trigger, and then we both die. >> Well, that’s an interesting idea. >> If you had bullets in that gun, >> what’ you think I was doing while you were down there in the [ __ ] swapping fingers with Miss Laurelai? think I’d leave that gun loaded. >> I don’t believe you. >> Well, sir, is that a chance you want to take? Well, you are something, ain’t you? >> Now, where’s my money?

>> It’s downstairs in the safe. >> Don’t make me stupid. >> Oh, I wouldn’t want to do that. >> What is this thing? That’s a farming implement. >> Well, yeah. What’s it do? >> Well, uh it um it fixes the ground and uh you know, makes things >> Yeah. >> Right. Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. This a late hour, but I need my settle bags.

>> Is there a problem? >> Get down. >> Jeez. I got them. They’re over here in fire. >> The hell you doing? >> I want that money. >> Why? Come on. >> Run him off, didn’t you? >> I thought you was out front. God damn it. >> Get off. >> Leave it. Well, we’re all right for now. It looks

pretty clear. >> You almost got me killed back there, you idiot. Yeah, we didn’t have to stop, did you? >> Yeah, well, we’re even. Even >> where’d you learn to shoot like that? >> My husband. >> A husband? >> Woohoo. >> And where might that poor souls suffering gentleman be? >> Stop seeing eye to eye. >> See why? So, where are you going? >> Away from you. Well, now just hold on.

From where I stand, you owe me $2,500. >> I don’t owe you nothing. >> Yeah, >> you do. After all, I lost all that money in that safe cuz he was following you, not me. Hey, get down there. >> You’re lucky I don’t kill you. That was my money and my last chance. >> Well, maybe we can make a deal. I could use some assistance.

>> You need more than that. >> I’ve been planning this particular job, this uh this bank job, and uh >> I still to live. I ain’t no robber. >> I’ll say you ain’t. So, what are you going to do? A a woman alone out here in the middle of the wilderness, huh? >> None of your beeswax. >> You don’t even have a plan, do you? Huh? Do you? Well, do you? No, you don’t.

You don’t even know what you’re doing. >> Of course I do. >> Oh, you got a plan? What is it? >> I’m starting a cattle ranch, Mr. Nosybody. >> A cattle ranch? Now, that’s a great idea. Well, where are you going to get the money? Huh? You want your freedom, you got to have money. And you partner with me and you’re going to have plenty of it.

>> Fine. What’s your stupid idea? >> Okay. 6 days from now, Wells Fargo is going to be bringing in $75,000. Now, with half that money, you can buy all the cattle you want. >> Where’s the bank? >> You just trust me. Okay. >> Right. That’s all there’s to it. >> Don’t need a grub steak if we’re going to, you know, you play any poker.

>> Poker? I thought you said rob a bank. >> Well, the best way to get money out of a bank is to put money in the bank. You get it? >> Fine. I partner with you. I get my money and I’m gone. That’s a deal. Jack Cooper >> Sarahor. One thing, partner. This here’s a business relationship. I sleep alone. Get it? >> Oh. Oh, I do too.

>> Good. >> Well Fargo is offering a $2,500 bounty for the man and woman who have done this. >> They can be alive. They can be dead. I’m moving out of here in 10 minutes. >> Anyone who comes with me can have that reward. I don’t want a penny of it. >> What the hell have they done exactly? >> You and him done all the shooting.

>> They robbed the stage, didn’t they? And they run off my wife, God’s gentlest creature, up and run from me after being influenced by them criminals. And by God, they done this to me. And >> Mike is not You deserved it. >> What did you say, Mir? He did deserve it. >> But a good boy from Gatesville didn’t.

A woman shot that boy to death as cold as you please. >> Some of you got to have families. You want that kind of people roaming these parts? >> Who’s coming with me? >> Well, that Rayward, >> alls we got to do is go with you. >> You ain’t going to get that money for doing nothing. I’ll deputize you and I’ll work you hard.

>> But I’ll do the killing. >> Seems to me like the only thing you’re good at killing is my windows. >> You funny man. >> Where you safe in this [ __ ] hole? >> Well, it’s in there. It’s busted. Sir, >> I thought so. Marshall, I’m confiscating the contents of evidence. >> Oh, Marshall, you can’t just come in here and >> That boy took $2,500 off that stage coach, but he wrote out here empty.

I reckon it’s sitting in your safe right now. >> That’s crazy, Marshall. And you can’t prove nothing. >> Proof is mister. Proofs you lying on this floor with a bullet in your head. You want to keep that money, then come with me. Otherwise, I’m going to shoot you for withholding evidence and petty lars. Well, that be >> I get part of that reward, too.

>> If you do Okay. >> Call him. >> Well, I got um three dunes. >> That’s That’s deuces. >> Sorry, Mr. Honey, but I’m afraid your dunes can’t afford passage on this vault

of mine. Thank you very much. >> You’ve heard of the luck of the Irish? >> Well, tonight, my friends, you’ve seen it, mother. >> It’s your deal. Try to keep the faces down. >> Back up. >> Okay. What are we going to play here? >> What shall we play? How about uh seven card draw? >> Why don’t we keep it to five card draw? >> We’re a traditionalist, you see.

>> Why don’t you rain in on that there, Sunny? Your luck might change. >> Yes, sir. >> If you had a wife like mine, you’d be drinking, too. the old horn. >> Okay, >> we heaven above. Would that be herself now? Or she’s a lovely, handsome woman. >> I’m thinking maybe you’re not man enough to handle it. >> I think maybe you should keep your opinions to yourself, sir.

>> He’s a terror when he’s wrong. >> What in Sam Hill are you doing, Phineas? You promised me you weren’t going to do this no more. >> Bella, my little flower. >> Don’t you little flower me, no good drunk. How much you lose this time? >> Still got his shirt on. But it would seem that she wears the trousers. >> Room enough for me in them trousers, ma’am.

I don’t mind to squirm in. >> Hey, don’t you shut your filthy mouth? >> Why won’t you get the hell out of here so your husband can lose in peace? >> Don’t you try and make me, >> dear? We don’t want to ruin the uh game here. It’s going really well. >> Believe I will try and make you. Hey, hey, hey, hold on. Oh, hey, hey, hey.

>> The hell you got under there? >> Why you cheat? You son of a [ __ ] >> Excuse me, ma’am. What happened here? >> They was cheating. >> All of them? >> All of them? Ain’t that right? >> Right as rain. >> All right. All right. >> Go on, sweetheart. Gather up your money. Let’s get out of here. >> Thank you. It’s nice.

You, too, >> with the drill around. I’ll get you home. I’ll get it for you. Who’s there?

>> It’s me, your partner. >> Well, ain’t you fancy. You don’t think it looks good? >> Worry about the way you look more than most girls. I know. Is that how you’re spending my money? >> It’s our money. >> Besides, it’s an investment. And uh got you a little something, too. >> What is it? >> Well, why don’t you shake it up and see? It’s a sort of uh start for your cattle ranch.

You like it? >> Thanks. >> So, what do you need money so bad for? I thought you said you was a farmer. >> Hell, I am or I’m going to be. meantime, I’ll just rob people, right? Well, >> sometimes you got to do some wrong to do some good. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. What the hell did you ever do that was so good? >> You don’t know me.

Maybe I done a lot of good. Anyway, if you’re feeling so guilty, maybe you ought to go out and find that Marshall friend of yours and uh get yourself home. >> What do you think you’re doing? >> My experience with safes in the last few days, let me doubt their efficacy. >> Cut the professor talk. >> Safes ain’t safe. >> Yeah.

So, why do you get to carry it? Because I got the duster. Look, a partnership is based on mutual respect and a a sense of trust. >> Well, I trust you, Jack. I’ll just take my share now. >> Oh, Jesus. God. >> Now. >> Come on. >> Fine. Here you go. Better put it someplace safe. >> Like where Mr. Mastermind? Well, >> you might try your bloomers.

I’m sure nothing else will be getting in her anytime soon. >> Nothing yours anyway. So, who’s them boys in the dagger attack? Why don’t you just mind your own business and on my mind? Okay. >> Don’t have to piss your britches. I’m just trying to make company. God, you’re so rude. >> Okay.

It was myself and my brother, if you must know. >> Oh, yeah. Or is that poor souls suffering fella? >> He’s dead. >> Feel better now? We were boys and we were um we were playing back east and uh he dove in front of a wagon to save me. He was a brilliant boy. He’s a brilliant scholar. He’s gifted in the natural sciences. I couldn’t hold a candle to him.

I’m sorry. >> If you need me, I’ll be downstairs laying on some supplies. >> I’ll go with you. Oh, that’s a that’s a good idea. Maybe you can be some assistance. God knows how. >> What’s that? >> Uh, it said it’s time to go now. Heat. Heat. We supposed to sleep in this [ __ ] hole.

>> Probably a livery done pretty. Remember, speaks. Why do they claim delay reward? But they’re here. I’ve seen them. >> Where?

>> At the general store. I see them come out of the saloon road. >> Catherine, give me Michael. Get out of the way. >> I’ve got to push the wheels back up. >> And I need to be lifting your behind as well. >> Please stand out of the way, Michael. There’s a smack for you. Move it, woman. Move it. jackets made of genuine India rubber.

>> Distracts the rain completely. Wearing one of these, it’s like having a roof over your head. >> It’s fine for folks too stupid to get out of the rain. >> That’s good. >> She’ll take one. >> So, what else you got here? >> Take a look at some of those Havana cigars. >> Minus in the land. Hey, >> still in the dry goods.

Hollister will across the street. Princing Clyde over there. Sanchez inside. over there and there. >> Jesus Christ. He’d have had a ride all night to get here. >> What in the hell is it between the two of you anyway? >> What are we going to do? >> Why don’t you go on over there and ask the nice gentleman what kind of weapons he’s got? >> Show me some of your weapons.

>> Absolutely. Up there’s a brand new scattershot 44. It’s great for squirrel hunting. Almost like making your Winchester into a small bore shotgun. >> Take three boxes. >> How about a rifle? Need a rifle? >> I need two actually. You got the 44 carbine and the 4440. >> 4440. Yes, indeed. That 4440 uses the same load as a Colt pistol.

Makes life a whole lot easier. >> Why don’t you show me two of them Colts? Two go. >> Boy, you sure are going to love these little fellas. >> Hey, you folks wouldn’t have to be from back east now, would you? >> Boston. >> Boston? Son of a gun. I knew it. I’m from all New York myself. Put it there. >> Uh, yeah. Boston.

Uh, excuse me, boy. Boston, excuse me. Is there anything wrong? Not if you lie down on the floor and shut up. There ain’t >> uh Yes, ma’am. You don’t have to tell me twice. >> On your back, jug head. >> Yes, ma’am. >> Don’t want you crawling off. >> At your service. Yes, ma’am. >> How many of them you said you seen? >> Six.

Maybe seven against two against one. Really ain’t worth [ __ ] a frackus. >> Why don’t you shoot some of them bastards for me? Huh? >> And what do you be doing? >> Like my fencing instructor used to say, never underestimate the element of surprise. Let him have it. >> Get out of there. Godamn it. Get off the streets. Here’s the children here. >> Pollister, watch those people.

>> What the coming again. Ow.

I got him. I got him. I did. Oh my. Come on, woman. Come on. Speaks. Speaks. Where are you? Speaks. You done this to me. >> Stop it, Hollister. >> What about my eyes? You goddamn son of a

[ __ ] Where’s my reward street? Where? >> Damn it, man. I know you’re hurting, but it ain’t no fault of mine. Hollister. Come on. >> Just point me out. Just point me out. >> Right here. Hollister. >> Marshall. There were no calls for that. >> Did him a favor. Now get bounded. Hey, don’t You know, we can’t stay here long.

They’re going to be right on us. >> Don’t you worry. Can’t see this place in the day, let alone at night. >> Yeah. >> Just lay still. We better be moving. >> Something wrong? I should have told you about this before, but I got some business to tend to, and I’m going to need to do it alone. >> What are you talking about, Cooper? Thought you said we was partners.

I’m >> going to meet you at Monagar. That’s a town with the bank in 3 days. Okay. >> Why didn’t you tell me about this little something yesterday? >> Huh? >> Cuz it’s none of your business. >> Oh, I see. You got yourself a little wife somewhere, Cooper. Do you? All right, fine. Just give me my share of the money.

>> You already lost your share. >> You give me what’s left, Cooper. >> I don’t think you’re going to find any bullets in that gun. This little trick I learned from someone. >> Trust. That’s what you’re always saying. >> Look, I trust you. This is just something I need to do alone. Okay. after what we’ve done.

Jack [ __ ] you’re just a liar with the rest of >> Oh, come on, Sarah. God damn it. I’m trying to tell you that I I need to do this alone. >> Stand and you just do what you want. >> All right. Okay. I’m going to my brother’s ranch. >> Your brother’s dead? >> He’s not dead. He’s He’s alive. >> But you said he was dead.

Why’d you lie about it? >> I don’t want him to get mixed up in the things I do. I just I want to protect him. You can understand that, can you? >> Didn’t have to lie about it. Walter. Walter. Walter. Walder. >> Hey there. Abra. I heard you were sick. >> Ah, yes indeed I was. But at present I’m full of beans, as they say.

Then taking garlic and a touch of kerosene, a remedy of my own invention. I’ve had visions. Jackie, let’s go. Come on out of bed. No wonder you aren’t feeling good. Look at this place. It’s a damn mess. Madam, my appearance. You are the first animal, vegetable or mineral that my dear brother has has ever dained to bring back to our humble little ranch.

You must be very special. Uh well, Walter, this is my Hollister. And uh my this is my brother Walter. Pleased to meet you. >> No, no, no. The pleasure is exclusively my own, my sweet, sweet lady, Jackie. >> Yeah. Did you bring it? >> What? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yep. There you go. Wait. Wait. Will you see it? >> You are going to be staying, aren’t you? >> Well, we’re going to be heading out tomorrow, probably.

>> What in the hell is that, Marshall? >> Well, like you, somebody pissed on it. >> Well, there’s a fresh fire and lots of blood. So, >> how long ago you figure they’ve been here, Marshall? Not long, I reckon. What is that thing? >> It’s a telescope. A cassagrain telescope.

Can you believe it? >> You told me that thing was for farming. >> What? >> I almost got killed over a telescope. >> Hey, who you poking? >> You You can see the the craters on the moon. The sea of tranquility. Isn’t that a beautiful name? >> Yeah, it’s beautiful. >> What’s that hole doing in the roof? I gave you the money to fix it, didn’t I? >> No. TBI.

No. Mihi said noi. Not for you. Not for me, but for us. >> God, not another one. Kili, Arasa, Gloria, and Dave. The stars besp speak the glory of God. >> Well, Walter, would you stop with that [ __ ] >> You know, Walter, we had a deal. I was supposed to bring you that thing and you were supposed to fix the barn, right? Instead, you bust a bigger hole and you stick your telescope out here.

>> Jack. Jack. I I had every intention, of course, of fixing this roof. The telescope. >> The telescope. The telescope. There’s a hole as big as a wagon in the damn roof. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with you. See if tranquility is a pretty name. Can I look through that thing? My mother used to tell us that the the stars are like God’s teeth and shine.

They shine whiter than the belly of a fish and that that you can you can always see the stars because God’s always smiling. You and Jack are friends. >> Yeah. You know, partner friends. >> Oh, well, if you and he are partners and and he and I are partners, then well, therefore you and I are are partners, too. Correct. >> I reckon that’s so partner Maybe Hollister, huh? >> Well, you’ve seen him.

You want everybody in the territory not know I’m passing by this way? >> He ain’t going to say nothing. He’s your brother. Oh, well, you known him for 5 minutes. You probably know him better than I do, don’t you? >> What happened to him? I mean, with his leg. >> We were boys when we were playing, he got run over by a wagon.

>> That’s awful. >> Yes, it is. You think this place is a [ __ ] hole, don’t you? >> You’ve said a word. >> Well, you don’t have to say it. It’s written all over your face. What are you talking about, Jack? >> I just think maybe it was a bad idea you coming here. I think maybe you should have just gone to Monog by yourself.

>> What? What the hell’s the matter with you? >> There’s nothing matter with me. I just don’t like the way you were looking at this place where you’re looking at my my brother like he’s some kind of damn [ __ ] or something. Well, >> you’re the one who’s picking on him, Jack. >> Look, I’m not picking on him.

He and I had a deal and he broke the deal and that’s the way it is, okay? And this is none of your business. It was you, wasn’t it? >> You’re the one who hurt him. That’s why you’re acting so crazy. Why is it that every time you bed down with a woman, she thinks she’s entitled to opinions in your affairs? Go to hell, Jack.

Very pretty girl. I imagine the two of you are no longer partners. I imagine not. I wouldn’t led me a marry chase girl. Going to drop that gun or die.

>> More apparatus. That looking scope, huh? It’s a special lens. I can see Venus. >> Venus, huh? >> Yes. >> Dag it. I used to have fair bif focals. Stepped on a bunch of them. You can’t keep nothing around the house full of kids. >> What about kids? >> Little peppers. >> They’re the dickens. >> Hey, Marshall.

What do you got there? >> Present for the hangman. >> Hanging woman. Dagging. Wow. She’s a good looking dude. I have to go. >> Hey, what do you want me to do at that big I got out by >> I’ll come for tomorrow. >> I’ll stick around. Ain’t every day you see them hang Jesus. What the hell you doing? You’re going to kill those animals. >> Jesus.

>> I saw her. I saw her. >> Your friend? >> Where? >> In town. They’re going to hang her. She’s all beat up. >> What are you going to do? >> I’m going to unload the supplies and then I’m going to go finish the rest. >> What about her, Jack? What are you going to do about her? You can’t just leave her there. She made a decision, Walter.

She dissolved the partnership. Okay. >> She’s still your friend. She She’s still your partner. >> She’s a grown woman, Walter. >> Besides, I got other responsibilities. >> What other responsibilities? >> You, for one, I I’m not your responsibility, Jack. I take care of myself. >> Oh, you can take care of yourself.

>> Look at this place, Walter. You don’t think I could have repaired that roof if I had a mine, too. >> You’re not doing anything for me, Jack. You’re not fixing anything for me. You’re fixing it for yourself. >> That’s [ __ ] Everything I do, I do for you. >> I don’t need it. You don’t think I know where you get that money from? I know where you get that money from, Jack.

I don’t need it. >> Oh, you don’t need it, huh? Well, that money buys you that telescope. That money puts food on your table. And when I’m out getting money, what do you do? >> Looking at the stars. Why you why you’re out there robbing people and killing them for their money? You know, it’s nice to have you around, Jack.

I got to leave something for you to do. You never come around. When I saw her, she looked right through me. Haven’t known her long, but my guess is she’d cut out her tongue before she told him where you were. She’d do right by you, Jack. partners are no And on the topmost floor,

we’ll have special rooms >> with five girls in each one, naked, dancing for your pleasure. I will call it Tommy Donny’s wh house. Just like that. >> If your brain was [ __ ] >> it wouldn’t even smell. Who already has a business sense? Who already owns a business with [ __ ] in it already? Huh? >> Sick horse. Sick.

If we’re going to take that reward money and fix up a brand new wh house, then it ought to be called >> Clyde’s wh house. >> God damn it. Shut up and play cards. >> Exactly. Let’s play some damn cards. >> Give me two now. >> How you doing, Missy? Yeah. Well, won’t be long now. All right.

All right. Now you just make sure you’re there to pick up that crate bright and early tomorrow morning. Okay. Yes, ma’am.

We’re going to wrap the necklace of good Kentucky around that little neck ears. Ever heard the sound a broke neckbone makes? Like a carrot. Only thing scares me is going to hell meeting up with your son again. >> You think you’re funny? You think what you did was right, don’t you? Thing you got to realize. He killed my boy.

His mom walked into that house and saw what he looked like. You know what it’s like to have a child, raise your son, love your children? No, you don’t. You haven’t got any idea. You didn’t want to. I hate that boy. almost died of influenza. He was up three nights running front and he was just a baby. And I see him go off with a woman like you.

Woman like me? Don’t you think my mom and my daddy held me in their arms once? Your son weren’t no man. Man, don’t do that after what he done to me. [ __ ] He’s just like his daddy. I’m going put that rope around your neck myself. I’ll just keep it in the family. Well, well, well. What do we got here?

Looks like somebody pulled your stinger out. I’m going to give you a piece of advice, little bumblebee. Better get shy of this girl or she’s going to get you killed. >> Seems like she done some killing herself. >> Well, sure. I don’t believe you’re going to be staying anybody for a long while. God damn, I like this work.

Whitaker, keep an eye on these prisoners. I believe I deserve whiskey. You boys thirsty? Good job. >> That was a dumb thing to do. You didn’t help me and you sure didn’t help yourself. >> You idiot. >> Shut up and leave him alone in there. Jeez. You both be dangling soon enough. You got a cigarette? Go to hell. >> Come on.

Can’t you be civilized? Going to see me hanging in two hours. Guess there ain’t no reason can’t practice a little Christian charity. Well,

>> boys, how you feeling? >> Good. >> Real good. >> Glad it’s over. Damn father of gun. >> Good job, Marshall. >> When do we get our money? Money. Here’s your money. >> Give me that bottle. >> Come on, darling. Where’s your liver? Situation’s under control. >> After all we’ve been through, you’re going to blow us to kingdom come.

>> We’d like you to enjoy our cast. >> Jesus Christ. >> Exploding sand. We’re never meant to blow up. Bapt got something else in mind. >> You got a cup of water. >> Jesus. Mary and Joseph. Do with only make you pissed. >> For God’s sake, only ask for a cup of water. You ain’t going to deny man his last wish, are you? After the dancer done on your kidneys last night, expected to come out red.

Whitaker, >> where’d they go? Wake up and talk. Still help me out. >> Killing him ain’t going to find that. Marshall, >> get torches. They ain’t got far. Jack delivery. You >> worthless piece of [ __ ] I had her. >> Here you go. Take this. Not in the liquor stable. They know where else to. >> All right, get the horses.

Go on, get mounted. I’m going to find you, [ __ ] You too, boy. I’m going to kill you both. Dang. Daggy, Mr. Cooper, it’s crack a day. I need that big crate. I If I If I can set up early enough, I could possibly get set up by this evening. >> You worry about them damn stars like some men worries about women’s.

The >> the stars are the eternal varity. >> Yeah. Well, so some women’s. I had this girl bite me so hard once, bit me right there on a tit. That’s a horseshoe shaped scar shaped like a half moon. Shaped like that. >> Oh, still hurts when the weather gets cold. You want to see it? >> No.

No. But what I would like is that crate. >> Well, all right. All right. That’s what you want. My back’s been hurting me though, you know. Had this little pieball ball mar threw me up in a peach tree. >> Took three little boys get me down. >> No. >> Had to use a wellrote and well pulley. You know, >> I the crate. >> Well, all right. All right.

That’s what you want. Boy, I had knocked on my butt bigger. >> Are you all right in there, Jack? We’re almost dead. Get us out. >> Good God, what they do to you. I should see the other guy prder. >> That ain’t true, is it? >> Yes, it is not very true yet. However, very unfortunate accomp that I’m sure our lovely guest is not the least interested in hearing.

This chicken is delicious, my >> um my name’s Sarah. >> Right. You may change your name. And you too will be of great help in my investigations. And >> oh uh what about that deal Monaco Jack? >> We really need to be moving out. So won’t wait. >> Wait, he’ll be coming back. I’m sure we’ll be coming back, but uh want some more chicken.

You want to load that pistol? We ain’t got a lot of time. I’m done. >> No, you ain’t. You got to load the pistol. >> No, I mean I’m finished. >> What do you mean finished? >> I mean, I’m done with it all. >> I don’t need to do this anymore. >> Jack, we had a deal. >> Well, I know we did, but uh >> What about my cattle ranch? How much you think a ranch cost in South America? >> I don’t want to lose my brother.

We’ll take him with us. Those son of a [ __ ] Come on back. >> Let’s do this smart. Come on. Come on. >> Who marry that girl? Hell now 360 lbs. Big damn woman. Here. Let me see it. >> Start talking, son. I’m going to turn the both of them loose on you now. Where

are they? What? Yeah. Cover the window. >> We ain’t got much ammunition to blow this place apart. >> I’m all right. They got a guy in the barn.

>> I’m going to the barn now. Okay. Okay. Be right back. All right. >> Jack, let me go. I can shoot better than you. >> That’s why you’re going to cover me. Long story. Power. I’m Lay still, Walter. You’re going to kill yourself otherwise. >> Why give those guys the pleasure? >> Scattergum won’t do [ __ ] at this

distance. Dear [ __ ] That’s a different story. All right, Red. Get over to the barn. We’ll finish her. Stop. Fire.

Don’t chuck this thing on the porch. We’ll burn him out like rats. >> You burning yourself. I ain’t going out there. >> Sure as hell ain’t letting you cover me and I’ll do it. >> I ain’t going to. >> Not where you stand, mister. now. Yeah. Good God. Walter.

Sarah. Walter. Walter. Jack, you got to It’s all right. >> It’s all right.

God. Jack. Jack, >> you are gone. >> Jack, go. Thanks.

Thanks. You aren’t late. Told you she was going to get you killed. Should have stayed back east. Thief been playing card got down at a warm bar. You’re the bad in this [ __ ] hole. >> Go to hell. >> Lay down and die. Boy, >> you earned it.

>> Speaks. Leave him be. I’m the one you want. >> Take that, girl. Hey, hey, hey.

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