Why Ukrainian Troops Call This ‘Wrong-Side’ Australian Bus The Safest Place On The Front – Hw
July 10th, 2012. Dehra Wood District in the south of Afghanistan. It is early and already the heat sits on the convoy like a hand pressing down. Private Matthew Clark is at the wheel. He has driven this kind of ground many times. He knows the road. He knows the dust. He knows the weight of the vehicle underneath him.
What he does not know is that there is a bomb buried in the road ahead. When it goes off, there are two flashes of white light. The rear door blows clean out. Dust floods in. The vehicle he’s driving weighs around 12 tons and the blast lifts it like a toy. Inside, six men are thrown hard against their harnesses.
Clark looks down and sees his own right foot shaking uncontrollably. A part of him that no longer answers to him. Around 14 of his bones are broken. And then, the impossible. He is alive. All six of them are alive. By every rule the men in that convoy understood, a buried charge powerful enough to throw a 12-ton vehicle into the air should have killed everyone inside it.
That was what these bombs did. It was the whole grim logic of that war. A blast like this one was supposed to be a funeral. It was not. This is not a story about one Australian vehicle in one war on one bad morning. It is a story about why, a decade later, in a different war, against a different enemy, soldiers would come to call this very same machine the safest place on the front.
It is a story about the bus that brings them back. Part one. To understand why six men walking away from that blast was treated as a miracle, you first have to understand the model it broke. And to understand that, we have to go back. Not to Afghanistan, but to a much older idea about what a troop carrier is actually for. For most of the 20th century, the dominant school of armored thinking on the other side of the Iron Curtain was beautifully, ruthlessly logical.
A war between great powers would be vast, fast, and enormously expensive in men and machines. An army would need to move infantry across a contested continent in their hundreds of thousands. So, you build a vehicle to do exactly that. You make it cheap. You make it light. You make it fast.
You build it in numbers that would stagger a Western quartermaster, and you accept, quite deliberately, that it is not built to keep the men inside it alive. The Soviet BMP-1, first revealed to the West in the late 1960s, was the purest expression of this idea. It was genuinely revolutionary. It carried a section of infantry. It had a cannon and a missile.
It could swim across rivers, and it could keep pace with tanks. It was also, when struck, lethal to the very men it carried, because its ammunition was stored in the same compartment as the soldiers, and its armor was thin enough to be defeated by the most common anti-armor weapon on any battlefield. None of this was a secret.
It was doctrine. The carrier was a battlefield taxi. It took you to the fight, you climbed out, and you fought on foot. What happened to the taxi afterwards was a secondary matter, because there were always more taxis coming. We are not guessing at any of this. An American analyst named Lester Grau, studying how these vehicles actually performed in the wars in Afghanistan and in Chechnya, found something stark.
When Soviet and Russian carriers were hit by rocket-propelled grenades, the rounds punched clean through the armor in roughly 95% of cases, 95 times out of 100. And so, the soldiers did the only rational thing left to them. They stopped riding inside. Read that again. The men who knew these vehicles best chose to sit on top of them, in the open, fully exposed, on the outside of the hull, because the inside had become more dangerous than the bullets.
The armor that was supposed to shield them had become their greatest threat. Here is what is important to say next, and it is something this channel will always say, that logic was not stupid. It was not the work of fools. Inside its own frame, it was entirely sound. If you truly believe the next war will be a continental contest of attrition, then a cheap, numerous, expendable carrier is a perfectly defensible bet.
You’re not buying survival for individuals, you are buying mass for an army. Every link in that chain of reasoning was rational. The reasoning was simply wrong about the war that was actually coming. Because the wars that came were not clean clashes of massed armies on open plains. They were wars of the buried bomb, the roadside charge, the land mine, and later the small and cheap drone.
They were wars in which the single most likely thing to happen to a vehicle was a blast from directly beneath it. And against a blast from beneath, a cheap flat-bottom taxi does not protect the soldier. It catches the explosion and channels it straight up into the compartment where he is sitting. The model worked.
For decades, on the staff maps and in the defense budgets, it worked. Until it didn’t. Part two. The machine that broke the model was not designed to break it. It was not designed for Ukraine, and it was not designed as a weapon at all. It was designed in Australia in the 1990s to solve a very different and very Australian problem.
How do you move a section of infantry across the enormous empty distances of the country’s north for days at a time in punishing heat and deliver them at the far end still fit to fight? The answer was the Bushmaster. And on paper, to a soldier raised on fast Soviet carriers or sleek Western fighting vehicles, it looked faintly ridiculous.
It was tall. It was boxy. It was slow by the standards of a tracked vehicle. Australian troops, with the affection soldiers reserve for ungainly things, would come to call it many names, and not all of them were kind. One historian recorded the early verdict bluntly. It was, they said, an armored Winnebago.
But look closer at the shape, because the shape is the whole argument. The bottom of the vehicle is not flat. It is a deep V, a steel hull folded into a wedge that runs its entire length. When a mine or a buried bomb detonates underneath, that wedge does something a flat floor cannot. It splits the blast. It throws the force of the explosion out and away to either side, instead of catching it and driving it straight up into the crew.
The soldiers sit in blast cushioned seats, harnessed, lifted clear of the floor inside a single welded steel body built to stay sealed when the ground beneath it tears open. Everything else serves that one idea. A diesel engine good for over 800 km without refueling, so it can carry people a long way out and a long way back. Air conditioning and stored water because the design was born in a furnace of a climate.
Room for a crew of two and a full section of infantry, sometimes a good deal more. It is not fast. It is not a tank. It cannot win a fight on its own. It was never asked to. It was asked to carry human beings into danger and carry them out again, and that is the one thing it does better than almost anything else on wheels.
The men who used it understood the trade immediately. An Australian commander in Afghanistan, Lieutenant Colonel Jason Blain, put it in plain terms. Some people might call it truck, he said, but it gave him far more than any truck ever could. The vehicle, he said, became the 11th man in a 10-man section. You can hear the same thing from the crews using it right now.
A Ukrainian commander fighting inside Russia’s Kursk region in late 2024 described driving one under fire. The armor, he said, was far better than the old Soviet carriers his unit had ridden before. You were driving, he said, and all you hear is ding ding ding and nothing else. The steering wheel is on the right, he added, obviously.
But in war, that does not matter. Sit with that image. Shrapnel and small arms fire rattling off the hull like hail on a tin roof, and the men inside hearing it as nothing more than noise. The reaction from the other side of this story has followed a familiar arc from contempt to unease. A slow Australian bus, the wheel on the wrong side for every road in Europe, was an easy thing to mock.
It became a much harder thing to mock once it had driven an enemy’s wounded out of a field that was being shelled and arrived with everyone still breathing. If this kind of deep dive into the engineering is holding your attention, take 1 second to subscribe. It costs nothing, and it keeps stories like this one in front of more people.
Now, back to the record and to the single number that sits underneath all of it. Part three. So, where does a machine like this come from? Not from the largest defense industry in the world. Australia is not a superpower and has never pretended to be. The Bushmaster is the first armored vehicle designed and built from the ground up in Australia since the Second World War, and it was very nearly never built at all.
Its origin is almost a comedy of doubt. The army that would come to depend on it did not want it at first. The program ran late and ran over budget. At one point, the manufacturer told the government in effect that it could not deliver the promised numbers at the promised quality in the promised time for the promised money.
The deal was renegotiated, cut down in size, and delivered years behind schedule. For a long stretch, this ungainly, expensive, troublesome thing was the vehicle the army had to be talked into valuing, and this is the part that matters most, and it is a matter of national character far more than industrial scale. This machine is not the product of overwhelming might.
It is the product of a smaller tradition, the one that meets a hard problem with stubbornness and clever engineering rather than with sheer numbers. It was built to keep people alive precisely because the country that built it could not afford to treat soldiers as expendable mass. A nation of Australia’s size does not have endless carriers and endless crews to feed into a war.
It has to bring its people back. That constraint, which looks at first like a weakness, turned out to be the entire design philosophy. Now, the number. By the maker’s own count, Thales, more than 1,300 Bushmasters have been built at a single factory in the Australian town of Bendigo and sold on to eight nations. Indonesia liked it enough to build its own version under license.
Japan, New Zealand, the Netherlands, and Britain all put it into service. The slow Australian bus had quietly become a vehicle that armies around the world chose to trust. Across the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, those vehicles used by Australian, Dutch, and British soldiers were struck by buried bombs and mines a few hundred times.
Around 50 were destroyed outright, torn beyond any further use. And in every one of those events, by the manufacturer’s account, not a single soldier was killed. Let the Australian War Memorial, which has nothing to sell, put the careful version. In more than 30 serious blast events involving Australian troops, not one Australian soldier has died inside a Bushmaster.
The memorial gives the vehicle a plain and extraordinary description, a symbol of survival. Now, set that against the model from part one. The Soviet bargain bought numbers and spent lives. Thousands of cheap carriers and crews who climbed onto the roof to avoid dying inside them. The Australian bargain inverts every term of that exchange.
Fewer vehicles, more costly vehicles, slower vehicles, and the people inside walking away from the blast that should have been fatal. That is the arithmetic behind the bus that brings them back. This is also why the model on the other side cannot simply copy its way out of the problem. The advantage was never one clever component that could be stolen and bolted on.
It was a choice, made at the very beginning, about what the vehicle was for. You cannot add survivability to a design built to be expendable. You would have to want, from the first line on the drawing board, to protect the person inside more than you want the machine to be cheap. And that is not really an engineering decision.
It is a decision about what you believe a single soldier’s life is worth, and it has to be made before the first sheet of steel is ever cut. There is a community of people who understand this vehicle from the inside, and many of you are part of it. If you have served alongside one of these in any army, or you know the crews who take them out under fire today, I would be glad to read what you know in the comments below.
The people who have actually ridden in the back of one carry a perspective the rest of us never will. That is one of the ways this knowledge survives. Now, to the moment the doubters and the doctrine were both proven wrong. Part four, the vindication of the Bushmaster did not come from a committee or a defense review.
It came from a foreign parliament, and from a war that nobody in Australia had planned for. On the 31st of March, 2022, 5 weeks into Russia’s full-scale invasion, the president of Ukraine spoke by video link to the Australian Parliament. Volodymyr Zelenskyy did not ask for everything. He asked by name for one machine.
“You have wonderful Bushmaster armored vehicles,” he told them, “that can significantly help Ukraine. They would do far more for our common freedom in Ukraine,” he said, “than sitting covered in dust on Australian soil.” Of all the equipment a desperate nation could have requested from one of the most distant countries on Earth, a head of state stood and named the slow Australian bus that the bus’s own army had once needed to be persuaded to like.
Within days, Australia began loading them onto Royal Australian Air Force C-17 transport aircraft and flying them to Europe. Over the following year, in five separate deliveries, 120 Bushmasters were sent to Ukraine, part of more than 1 and 1/2 billion Australian dollars in military support. And then the doctrine from part one finally met its test on real ground against the heirs of the very army that had written it.
The reports came back quickly, and they all sounded the same. A vehicle pulls out of the city of Lysychansk and takes a heavy round square on the wheel and drives on with every soldier alive. Somewhere else, a Bushmaster rolls over two anti-tank mines, loses its wheels, and the steel floor underneath simply holds. The men are badly shaken.
Every one of them lives. A rocket bursts a few meters from another, and the soldiers inside climb out unhurt. Listen to a crew from Ukraine’s 79th Air Assault Brigade describe what they actually do with it. They drive it fast into the most dangerous places on the line to deliver soldiers and ammunition, to swap exhausted units out, and above all to pull wounded men back from ground no one else can reach.
Almost every run, they say, leaves the hull torn and scarred by shrapnel. And almost every run, the line that matters is the same. The troops and the crew are unhurt. This is the part of the reputation the title is really pointing at. The Bushmaster is not only a place that is hard to die in, it is the vehicle that drives toward you when you are wounded and everyone else is driving away.
They were right about a great many things, the planners who built the old model. They were right that a great power war needs mass. They were right that mobility wins battles. They were right that you cannot armor everything to the same standard, and that resources are finite, and that hard choices have to be made. What they were wrong about was the single most important thing of all.
They were wrong about where the danger would come from, and so they built thousands of vehicles optimized against the wrong threat, and they paid for that error with the safety of the people riding inside them. One of the soldiers who learned that difference first hand is a platoon commander from Ukraine’s 80th Air Assault Brigade, a man identified only as Petro.
He lost a leg to a mine during an evacuation near the city of Bakhmut, and yet his verdict on the Western vehicles and on the Bushmaster among them was given without hesitation. “They save people,” he said. “The vehicle could absorb a mine strike and leave the soldiers inside alive. Yes, there are injuries, but the people come through.
” A decade earlier, and a continent away, six men had climbed out of a wrecked vehicle in Afghanistan and called it a miracle. By the time the same machine reached Ukraine, it was no longer a miracle. It was the expected result. The reputation had hardened into a record. Part five. So, let us return to the question sitting underneath all of this.
Why would soldiers in the worst war Europe has seen in 80 years come to call a slow, aging, right-hand drive Australian bus the safest place on the front? Here is the answer, and it has very little to do with armor plate. The old model measured a troop carrier by what it could do to the enemy, and by how many of them an army could afford to lose.
The Australian machine measured itself by an entirely different figure, not how many soldiers it could carry into a fight, but how many it could carry back out of one. Their metric was the vehicle. The Australian metric was the person inside it. That is the whole of the difference. One philosophy treated the soldier as a passenger the vehicle could afford to lose.
The other treated the vehicle as the thing that exists to be lost if it must, so that the soldier is not. And this has to be said plainly, because honesty is the only thing that makes the rest of it credible. The Bushmaster is not invincible. Independent analysts who count only visually confirmed losses have recorded more than 40 Bushmasters destroyed in Ukraine.
Against a direct strike from a heavy anti-tank weapon, against the very largest charges, against the wrong shot in exactly the wrong place, no vehicle protects everyone, and this one has not. There has been at least one strike in which the men aboard were lost. The claim was never that it cannot be destroyed.
The claim, the one the record genuinely supports, is narrower and stranger and far more valuable than that. It is that when this vehicle is destroyed, the people inside it have walked away far more often than anyone had any right to expect. So, remember them. Remember Matthew Clark and the men who were beside him in Afghanistan, who stood up and walked out of a vehicle that should have been the end of them.
Remember Petro and the 80th Air Assault Brigade doing the most dangerous work there is, driving toward the wounded while the rest of the world drives the other way. Remember the engineers in a factory in Bendigo who decided, before a single sheet of steel was cut, that the most important thing their awkward, unglamorous machine would ever do was bring its people home.
That is why they call it the safest place on the front, not because it cannot be hit, because it has been hit again and again, and the people inside have lived to climb out. The bus that brings them back. If this is the kind of history you want more of, the machines that were doubted and dismissed and then quietly proved everyone wrong, then stay with this channel.
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QQ4 Bob Dylan and Keith Richards have been close friends for nearly 40 years. The friendship began on a live television program in November of 1986 in the 11 seconds after Bob Dylan called Keith Richards music derivative on camera. Keith Richard’s response to that assessment, one sentence said without anger, without performance, with the specific directness of a man who has nothing to prove and knows it made Bob Dylan laugh.
Then made Bob Dylan go quiet. then made Bob Dylan say two words that people who know Bob Dylan say he almost never said to anyone. This is the story of those 11 seconds and the 40 years that followed them. The program was a live music interview special broadcast on an American network on the evening of November 3rd, 1986. The format was simple.
Two musicians, a host, an hour of conversation about music and the state of it. The producers had assembled the pairing of Bob Dylan and Keith Richards with the specific calculation of television producers who understand that two people with equally strong and potentially incompatible views about what music is and what it should do will produce better television than two people who agree about everything.
The calculation was correct, though not in the way the producers had anticipated. Bob Dylan was 45 years old in November of 1986. Bob Dylan had released Empire Burlesque the previous year and had been on the road for most of the intervening period as part of the True Confessions tour with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Bob Dylan was in November of 1986 in one of the most prolific and restless phases of a career that had consisted almost entirely of prolific and restless phases. A career that had moved through folk, rock, country, gospel, and back again, that had been declared finished at least six times by the music press, and at each time continued with the serene indifference of a river to the opinions of people standing on its banks.
Bob Dylan had been redefining what music could be. Since 1962, Bob Dylan had invented and reinvented himself so many times that reinvention had become his defining characteristic, not in the superficial sense of a performer changing costumes, but in the deeper sense of a musician who had never allowed his work to settle into a form that could be anticipated or categorized from the outside.
Bob Dylan understood influence and originality and the relationship between them better than almost anyone alive in 1986. Bob Dylan had spent 24 years thinking carefully and specifically about where music came from and where music was going and what it meant that those two things were always in constant conversation with each other.
Keith Richards was 42 years old in November of 1986. Keith Richards had been playing guitar professionally since 1962. Keith Richards had built a career on a foundation of American blues and rhythm and blues. A foundation that Keith Richards had studied with the systematic devotion of someone who understood that the tradition he was building on was not incidental to the music he was making, but essential to it.
that you could not understand what Keith Richards did without understanding where Keith Richards had come from and what Keith Richards had been listening to since he was a teenager in Dartford with American Import Records and a secondhand guitar and no teacher except the recordings themselves. Keith Richards had never pretended otherwise. Keith Richards had in fact spent considerable energy across his career making the lineage explicit, naming the artists, citing the recordings, insisting on the acknowledgement of influence that the mainstream music
industry had a long history of suppressing or ignoring or crediting to the wrong people. If anything, Keith Richards was more transparent about his sources than most musicians of his generation. Keith Richards had always said openly that the Rolling Stones came directly from the blues, that Muddy Waters and Robert Johnson and the specific tradition of the Mississippi Delta were not background influences, but foundational ones.
The music Keith Richards made was in direct and sustained conversation with that tradition, something Keith Richards considered not a limitation, but a responsibility and a form of respect. The interview had been running for 8 minutes when the host asked Bob Dylan about the current state of rock and roll.
Bob Dylan answered with the density and the indirection that characterized Bob Dylan’s responses to direct questions, turning the question over, approaching it from an unexpected angle, finding his way to what he actually thought through a series of observations that moved like a river rather than a road. Bob Dylan was not a straightforward interview subject.
Bob Dylan had been asked about rock and roll in hundreds of interviews across 24 years and had developed the habit of treating the question as an invitation to think out loud rather than a request for a prepared position. The producer Gerald Sherman said afterward that in the first 8 minutes of the interview, he had been slightly anxious, not because anything was going wrong, but because nothing was going anywhere in particular yet.
The interview had the feeling of two conversations happening simultaneously. Bob Dylan’s internal one and the external one visible to the cameras. And Gerald Sherman was not certain in those first eight minutes that the two conversations would converge into something. Bob Dylan talked about influence. Bob Dylan talked about originality.
Bob Dylan talked about the difference between music that absorbed a tradition and transformed it and music that absorbed a tradition and reproduced it. And then Bob Dylan made his assessment. And then Bob Dylan said with the precision of a man making a musical assessment rather than a personal judgment that the Rolling Stones work, and Bob Dylan was specific, naming Keith Richards as the guitarist whose approach he was discussing was derivative in a way that Bob Dylan found limiting.
Bob Dylan said it without hostility. Bob Dylan said it as a technical observation about the relationship between source material and the work that came from it. Bob Dylan said that Keith Richards played the blues the way the blues had already been played, rather than using the blues as a starting point for something that had not yet been played.
Keith Richards had been listening to this with the specific attention Keith Richards gave to things being said about music by people who knew music. Keith Richards did not interrupt. Keith Richards did not shift in his chair or display any of the visible signals of a person preparing a defensive response. Keith Richards listened to Bob Dylan’s complete observation all the way to its conclusion without interrupting and without displaying any visible signal of preparing a response.
Then Keith Richards said one sentence. The sentence was not a rebuttal. The sentence did not defend Keith Richards music or argue for its originality or challenge Bob Dylan’s characterization of what the blues meant in the context of rock and roll. The sentence was something else entirely, something that required a specific kind of confidence to say.
The confidence of a person who has spent long enough thinking about the same things as the person they are talking to that they can locate the exact point where their thinking diverges and say something useful about that point rather than simply defending their own position. The sentence acknowledged everything Bob Dylan had said, the assessment, the distinction Bob Dylan was drawing, the specific musical concern underlying the observation, and then turned it 90°.
Keith Richards took Bob Dylan’s own framework, the one Bob Dylan had used to analyze Keith Richards relationship to the blues tradition, and applied it back to Bob Dylan’s work with the same precision Bob Dylan had used to apply it to Keith Richards. Spare aimed. The sentence asked Bob Dylan something about Bob Dylan’s own music, about the relationship between Bob Dylan’s sources and Bob Dylan’s output that Bob Dylan had not been asked on television before.
The sentence did not attack. The sentence illuminated. Bob Dylan laughed. The laugh was not the polite laugh of someone responding to a joke. The laugh was the involuntary laugh of someone who has been genuinely surprised. The specific kind of surprise that a person of exceptional intelligence experiences when someone else’s intelligence exceeds their expectations.
Bob Dylan laughed for 4 seconds. Then Bob Dylan stopped laughing. Then Bob Dylan was quiet for 3 seconds in the way that Bob Dylan was quiet when Bob Dylan was thinking rather than performing thought. Then Bob Dylan said, “You’re right.” The producer in the booth, a man named Gerald Sherman, who had been working in television for 14 years, said afterward that in 14 years of live television production, he had never heard Bob Dylan say those two words in a public forum.
Gerald Sherman said he had worked with Bob Dylan on two previous occasions and had observed Bob Dylan in numerous other contexts and that you’re right was not a phrase that Bob Dylan deployed easily or often because Bob Dylan had spent 24 years being right about music in ways that other people eventually caught up with. And the experience of being right ahead of everyone else does not generally produce a man who says you’re right readily when someone else makes a point.
The host of the program, a journalist named Patricia Wells, who had been interviewing musicians for 12 years, said afterward that the 11 seconds between Bob Dylan’s assessment and Bob Dylan saying, “You’re right,” were the most extraordinary 11 seconds of television she had been present for. Patricia Wells said that what she witnessed in those 11 seconds was not a debate or a confrontation or a celebrity exchange of competing opinions.
Patricia Wells said what she witnessed was one musician recognizing another musician as an equal, which was in the specific context of Bob Dylan in 1986, not something that happened in public very often. The interview continued for another 42 minutes after those 11 seconds. The conversation between Bob Dylan and Keith Richards in the remaining 42 minutes was described by everyone who watched it as fundamentally different from the first 8 minutes.
The host, Patricia Wells, who had been conducting music interviews for 12 years and understood the difference between the performance of conversation and actual conversation, said that at approximately the 9-minute mark, something shifted in the studio. That the formal interview, architecture dissolved, and what replaced it was something less structured and more genuine.
Bob Dylan and Keith Richards talked about influence and originality and the blues and what it meant to build on a tradition without being consumed by it. They talked about specific recordings and specific musicians with the specificity of two people who had spent their entire adult lives thinking about these things and rarely found another person who had thought about them with equivalent care.
They talked about where music came from and where music was going and whether those two questions were actually one question or two. Patricia Wells said afterward that she had asked approximately four questions in the remaining 42 minutes because Bob Dylan and Keith Richards did not require questions. They required only a room and a camera and the shared understanding that what they were saying together was worth recording carefully.
She said it was the best interview she had ever conducted and that she had conducted the smallest part of it. After the program, Bob Dylan and Keith Richards were in the corridor outside the studio when the host Patricia Wells passed them. Patricia Wells said she did not stop because she did not want to interrupt.
She observed them for approximately 30 seconds from a distance. She said they were talking with the ease of people who had known each other for years rather than people who had met for the first time 2 hours earlier. She said that something had shifted between them during the broadcast that the broadcast had made permanent rather than temporary.
She continued down the corridor and did not look back. She said in her account of that evening that she had decided in that moment not to interrupt the conversation because some conversations are more valuable than any question a journalist might ask and that the conversation she had observed for 30 seconds in the corridor outside the studio was one of them.
She had been a music journalist for 12 years. She recognized the difference. Bob Dylan and Keith Richards have maintained their friendship across four decades. They have appeared together at various events, most significantly at the concert for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1995, where people who were present described them as inseparable for most of the evening, occupying the same corner of the backstage area and talking with the concentrated attention of people who only have a limited amount of time together and intend to use it
well. Bob Dylan has spoken about Keith Richards in interviews with the specific thoughtful care that Bob Dylan reserves for musicians whose work Bob Dylan considers genuinely important rather than merely culturally prominent. Keith Richards has spoken about Bob Dylan in similar terms with the specific respect of someone who recognizes in another person a commitment to music that goes deeper than career.
Neither Bob Dylan nor Keith Richards has made a public statement specifically about how the friendship began or about the November 1986 interview. Bob Dylan has not mentioned the 11 seconds. Keith Richards has not mentioned the sentence. The interview exists in the archive. The 11 seconds are there. The laugh is there. The two words are there.
What is also there for anyone who watches the interview from its beginning and pays attention to the shift that happens at the 9-minute mark is the specific moment when two people who thought they were appearing on a television program discovered they were actually talking to each other. What Keith Richards said in that one sentence has never been officially reported.
The people who were in the studio that evening, Gerald Sherman, Patricia Wells, the floor crew, the two camera operators, the makeup artist who was watching from the side of the set, have described the sentence in consistent terms. They have described its effect. They have described Bob Dylan’s laugh and Bob Dylan’s silence and Bob Dylan’s two words.
They have not repeated the sentence itself in the specific understanding that the sentence was said between two musicians on a television program and that its power resided in the specific context of that exchange and would not survive removal from it intact. What can be said is this. Keith Richards said something to Bob Dylan about Bob Dylan’s music that used Bob Dylan’s own observation about Keith Richards as its starting point and arrived somewhere that Bob Dylan had not anticipated.
Keith Richards turned Bob Dylan’s assessment 90° and showed Bob Dylan something about the music they had both spent their lives making that Bob Dylan recognized immediately as true. And Bob Dylan said, “You’re right.” Two words said by Bob Dylan in public on live television in 1986 to Keith Richards in response to a single sentence Keith Richards had said about music.
Two words that Gerald Sherman, who had worked with Bob Dylan on two previous occasions, said he had never heard Bob Dylan say in a public forum. Two words that Patricia Wells, who had been interviewing musicians for 12 years, said were the most significant two words she had heard in those 12 years. Not because of their content, but because of who said them and what it cost to say them and what it meant that Keith Richards had produced them in 11 seconds from a conversation that began with Bob Dylan calling Keith Richards’s music derivative. And Keith Richards and
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