He Told Brian May “Real Guitarists Play Fast” and Challenged Him — Then Ozzy Osbourne Stepped In – Hw
July 2017, Los Angeles. On that Saturday afternoon, Sandoval Custom Guitars on Sunset Boulevard was packed wall-to-wall with young guitarists trying to outplay one another with sheer speed. Over in one corner of the shop, an older man in a worn t-shirt, faded jeans, and a black cap pulled down over his curly hair was quietly studying the fretboard of a guitar.
Not one of those kids recognized him. In a few minutes, one of them would, just for a laugh, challenge this slow old man to a speed duel. But the man in that corner was one of the names carved into the history of rock, Queen’s legendary guitarist Brian May. As a boy, with no money to buy a real guitar, he had built his very first one by hand with his father out of an old fireplace mantle, and then gone on to conquer the biggest stages in the world with it.
Yet that afternoon, within the four walls of Sandoval’s, not a single soul knew this. And that young guitarist was about to make the biggest mistake of his life. He had no idea who the man across from him was, nor that moments later another legend, Ozzy Osbourne, would come walking through that very door. That day, one single rule governed the mood of the shop.
The faster you could play, the more respect you earned. And in that crowd, there was one who played the loudest and showed off the most, Cody. He was 22. His fingers flew across the strings faster than the eye could follow, and he was more than aware of the gift. He worked part-time at the shop, but he thought of himself as its star.
He’d even built up a small following posting his shredding videos online. He tore through a long solo on his gleaming $4,000 guitar, then looked around with a triumphant air, and struck a pose for the friends filming him on their phones. “This is how you play guitar, boys,” he said, firing off notes like a machine gun. “Speed is everything.
The faster your fingers, the better you are. Simple as that.” A few of the kids around him nodded along in agreement. The old man in the corner raised his head slightly, watched the display for a moment, and then gave a small rueful smile. Because for that man, this was a scene he knew all too well. Half a century earlier, on the other side of the ocean, in the front room of a small house, there had been a shy boy with no money to buy a real guitar.
That boy had knelt beside his father for hours and built himself a guitar out of an old fireplace mantle and the mother-of-pearl buttons from his mother’s sewing box. And as they built it, his father taught him one single thing. The beauty of a note is measured not by how fast it is played, but by how honestly.
Years later, that boy stepped onto the biggest stages in the world with that very same hand-made guitar and learned to coax the sound of an entire orchestra out of a single instrument. But he never forgot that first lesson in the front room. Now, as he looked at these young people who seemed to have forgotten the soul of music in their chase for speed, he felt neither anger nor contempt.
Only the feeling that someone needed to remind them, once again, of the truth. Right then, the shop door swung open with a timid little jingle, and in walked a boy of about 16, a school backpack on his shoulders. His name was Eli, and he had been staring through that shop’s window for weeks. In his pocket was $280, saved up a little at a time over months, not even enough for the cheapest beginner guitar in the place.
But Eli had come anyway, hoping that maybe he could touch those guitars just one more time. He went up to a modest acoustic hanging on the wall, brought his fingers to the strings, and shyly played a few notes. His playing was clumsy, but there was something sincere in those notes, something real.
Cody noticed, and he smirked. “Hey, kid,” he said loudly, in a tone everyone could hear. “This isn’t a toy store. Before you go touching that guitar, maybe you ought to learn to play properly first, huh?” A few people snickered. Eli’s face went bright red. He pulled his hand back from the strings and dropped his head, his eyes nailed to the floor.
And in that moment, the old man’s eyes in the corner came alive for the very first time, because in that boy, he saw the shadow of a shy child who, years before, had turned a scrap of wood into a guitar, his own shadow. And something inside him could no longer bear to watch that shadow being mocked.
The old man set the showcase guitar back in its place, stepped away from his corner, and walked over to a plain, mid-range electric hanging on the wall. He lifted it off its hook, felt its weight, and gently brushed his thumb across the strings. The move didn’t escape Cody. “Oh, would you look at that,” he said with a mocking smile, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Looks like the old-timer wants a turn, too. So, what are you going to play? Some old folk tune from the good old days?” A few of the kids giggled again, but this time there was a faint hesitation in their laughter. The man raised his head and looked at Cody. “You play well, son,” he said in a soft English accent, his voice almost as gentle as a whisper.
“You really are fast. No one could deny that. But may I ask you something? Out of all those notes, is there even one that sings? One that reaches a person somewhere inside? One that stays with them?” Cody hesitated for a second, unable to work out what the question even meant, then shrugged and laughed. “A song? Man, a guitar’s not about feeling, it’s about speed.
Look, here’s my offer. Let’s both play and let these folks decide who’s better, but I’ll tell you right now, in real life, it’s the hare that wins the race, not the tortoise. Everyone in the shop had heard the half-joking challenge, and little by little they began to gather in a circle around the two of them. Behind the counter, the shop’s owner, Ray Sandoval, watched all of it in silence.
He’d been selling guitars for 30 years, and in that time he had seen thousands of people pick up an instrument, but there was something far too familiar in the way that old man held the guitar, in the old-fashioned set of his fingers across the strings. A suspicion stirred in Ray, though he didn’t yet to dare to believe it.
The old man lowered himself onto a small stool, settled the guitar in his lap, and nodded toward one of the vintage Vox amps in the corner. “May I use that one?” he asked politely. Without a word, Ray plugged the guitar into the amp. Then the old man reached into his pocket. What he pulled out wasn’t a pick. He pressed a coin to the strings, closed his eyes, and played the first note.
And that note was nothing like all those displays of speed. Though it came from a single guitar, it was as if three separate voices had been layered one over another. It sang like a human voice. It hung in the air, and it set not the listeners’ ears, but their chests trembling. Every laugh in the shop died at once, and the triumphant smirk on Cody’s face began to freeze.
And at that very moment, the door opened once more, and the husky, unmistakable Birmingham accent of the man standing in the doorway rang out across the room. “That sound,” said the man, grinning. “I’d know that sound anywhere, even from a thousand miles away.” Every head turned to the door at once. In the doorway stood a man peering out from beneath a black hood, a mischievous glint behind his round glasses.
His walk was a little heavy, but without the slightest hurry, he stepped inside, made his way through the crowd, and went straight over to the old guitarist seated on the stool. “I knew I’d find you here,” he said in a husky Birmingham accent, giving his friend’s shoulder a warm clap. “I’ve been sitting in the cafe on the corner waiting for you for half an hour, and then I thought to myself, where would Brian be around here? At the nearest guitar shop, of course.
” The old man, Brian May, lifted his head, and for the first time broke into a wide grin. That calm, serene face softened in an instant. “You’re the one who’s late, as usual,” he said quietly, a glint of mischief in his eyes. “But I’m glad you’re here. I was just starting to give a young friend a little lesson.
” Ozzy raised an eyebrow and let his gaze drift over the gathered crowd, the tense silence in the middle of it all, and the pale young man clutching his expensive guitar. “A lesson? Go on, then. What’s going on here?” he asked, intrigued. Brian smiled. “This young man here,” he said, nodding toward Cody without a trace of anger in his voice, “just taught me something rather valuable.
Apparently, real guitarists play fast. So, it seems I’ve been doing it wrong for 50 years.” He asked whether I’d be playing some old folk tune from the good old days, called me an old-timer, and then, to set me straight, challenged me to a speed duel. Ozzy paused for a beat, then let out one of those husky laughs everyone knew so well.
But at that very moment, a young girl at the back of the crowd looked up from her phone, glanced at the hooded man, then back at her screen, then at the man again. “Oh my god,” she said in a whisper, though in that silence, everyone heard her. “That’s Ozzy Osbourne. The name rippled through the room like a wave, and in that instant the same equation came together in everyone’s mind.
If the hooded man was Ozzy Osbourne, then the Brian he’d greeted, the man who had just drawn that magnificent sound out of a single guitar, could only be one person. The $4,000 guitar in Cody’s hands suddenly felt heavy as stone. The blood drained from his face. His lips moved, but no sound came out. Because he had just realized that the man he’d mocked as an old-timer was Brian May, one of the greatest guitarists in the history of rock.
When Ozzy saw the state Cody was in, that famous grin spread across his face. But there was no malice in his eyes, only the tenderness of an elder watching a child who’d gotten up to mischief. “So you,” he said, turning to Cody. His voice carrying not anger, but a playful mockery. “You actually tried to teach this man how to play the guitar? Son, that’s like wading into the ocean to teach a fish how to swim.
” A few people struggled to hold back their laughter. Cody, for his part, shrank where he stood, head bowed, not knowing what to say. But Ozzy had no intention of embarrassing the boy any further. Instead, he turned to Brian, and his eyes flashed for a moment. The two of them shared a wordless look that only friends of 40 years could understand.
Both had thought the exact same thing at the exact same instant. And those young people in the shop, the same crowd that had been boasting moments earlier about who could play the fastest, had no idea yet that they were about to witness something they would remember for the rest of their lives.
Ozzy picked up a small microphone from the corner, plugged its cable into the amp, and gave Brian a wink. “All right then, old man,” he said with a grin. “Since these kids have never heard real music, let’s give them a taste.” Brian smiled, closed his eyes, and began to play. This time it wasn’t a single note, but a slow, heavy, soulful melody.
His fingers were in no hurry at all across the strings. Every note breathed. Every interval carried meaning. And then Ozzy began to sing. Powerful as it was, his voice wasn’t technically flawless, but there were 50 years inside that voice. The weariness behind the stage lights, the heavy price paid over the years, and the warmth of a heart that still had never given up.
Brian’s guitar sang like a human voice. Ozzy’s voice answered it, and the two of them wound around each other as though they had been playing together for 40 years. That race for speed in the shop, all that noise, the whole who’s faster frenzy, in an instant it all lost its meaning. Phones rose slowly into the air once more, but this time not to show off, to capture a moment no one wanted to miss.
For a few minutes, that little guitar shop had become the biggest stage in the world. At the peak of the solo, Brian drew such a sound from the guitar that it was as if a whole choir were rising out of a single instrument. Voices layered over one another, talking to each other, now weeping, now laughing. Eli, down by the wall, watched them with his mouth hanging open and his eyes shining.
For the first time in his life, he was seeing that a guitar could play not only notes, but feelings. Cody, meanwhile, stood frozen where he was, his expensive guitar long forgotten in his hands, because on the very stage where he had just declared that speed is everything, a man who wasn’t fast at all had stolen the breath from the entire room.
When the song ended, a deep, heavy silence settled over the shop. No one applauded, because applauding felt like it would shatter the moment. Then one person started, and another, and within seconds the little shop was overflowing with applause and whistles. Brian opened his eyes and bowed his head modestly. Ozzy, as always, flung his arms out to either side with a look that seemed to say, “Well, not bad, I suppose.
” When the applause died down, Brian rose from his stool, set the guitar gently back in its place, and walked over to Cody. The young man stood with his head bowed, not knowing what to say. “I’m sorry, sir,” he finally stammered. “I didn’t recognize you. I I did something really stupid.” Brian shook his head, that warm look still on his face.
“There’s no need to apologize, son,” he said gently. “You’ve got talent. I saw that. That speed, that technique, doesn’t come easy, I know. But let me tell you a secret. People don’t come to a concert to see how fast you can play. They come to feel a single note, to set something trembling inside them.
Speed is a tool, never the goal.” Ozzy stepped in and laid a hand on Cody’s shoulder. “Listen, son,” he said in that gravelly voice. “I’ve seen plenty of super-fast guitarists in my time, but I always told them the same thing. Don’t play me a solo that impresses other guitarists. Play me something that makes some kid who hears it want to run out and buy himself a guitar.
” Cody lifted his head, his eyes brimming, because for the first time, instead of being angry with him, someone was teaching him something real. Just then, Brian’s eye fell once again on the boy in the corner, on Eli. He walked over, crouched down beside him, and smiled. “I heard you playing a little while ago,” he said.
“It was clumsy, yes, but there was something real in it, and that can’t be taught.” Eli’s face flushed. He tried to say something, but the words wouldn’t come. Brian reached into his pocket, drew out the little silver coin he had just used to play the guitar, and gently pressed it into Eli’s palm. “Take this,” he said. “When I was your age, I had nothing either, only the desire to play.
Use it as a pick, and every time you play, remember this. What matters isn’t how fast you play, but whether you can make that note sing.” Eli closed his hand tightly around the coin, and a single tear slipped down his cheek. Ozzie, watching the whole scene, turned to Ray Sandoval, took out his wallet, and spoke softly. “Whichever guitar that boy’s had his eye on,” he said, “box it up and put it on my tab, and throw a decent amp in with it.
From now on, this isn’t a job for old men like me. It’s for kids like him.” Before Eli could even grasp what was happening, the very guitar he had been dreaming of through that window for weeks was set down in front of him, boxed and ready. What happened inside Sandoval Custom Guitars that day stayed with everyone who was there. Before long, the story was passing from mouth to mouth through every guitar circle in the city.
As for Cody, when he walked out of the shop that evening, he wasn’t showing off the way he usually did. He had quietly set that expensive guitar back in its place, and slipped out the door without meeting anyone’s eyes. A few days later, he posted a short video of the moment online. It didn’t reach millions.
It didn’t gather hundreds of thousands of likes. Only a few hundred people ever saw it. But the note he wrote beneath it said enough, at least to those who knew him. “Today I learned the lesson of my life.” After that day, something in his playing had changed. His fingers were still fast, but he no longer finished every solo like it was a race.
Now he would pause here and there, and let the notes breathe. And no one ever heard him tell anyone, “Speed is everything” again. As for Eli, he didn’t let go of that little silver coin in his hand the whole way home. From then on, that coin was a small talisman for him, a reminder of how it had all begun.
And 2 years later, when he began stepping onto local stages, it would always be there in his pocket. As for Aussie and Brian, they had long since slipped away from the crowd and moved on to a small, quiet cafe, a little farther down Sunset Boulevard. They took a table in the corner, two cups of hot English tea in front of them, and outside, the softening afternoon sun of Los Angeles.
These two men, who had filled the loudest stages in the world, now sat here, behind the steam rising from their cups, reminiscing in low voices about the old days. They talked about all the road they had left behind, about the friends who were no longer with them, about the long journey they had set out on for nothing but a dream, back when they had nothing at all.
“Just think about it,” Aussie said, taking a sip of his tea and smiling. “We were both just two kids with nothing. You were building your own guitar out of wood, and I was being dragged from one factory to the next back in Aston. And look at us now.” Brian laughed softly and set his cup down on the table. “But did you see the light in that boy’s eyes today?” he asked in his calm voice.
“That’s what it’s all still for, for that first day, that first note.” Aussie looked out the window for a moment at the busy street, then nodded. And the two of them sat for a long while without a word, sharing nothing but that quiet peace, because they both knew the applause dies down, the stages empty out, but the one note that touches a heart stays forever.
QQ4 Bob Dylan and Keith Richards have been close friends for nearly 40 years. The friendship began on a live television program in November of 1986 in the 11 seconds after Bob Dylan called Keith Richards music derivative on camera. Keith Richard’s response to that assessment, one sentence said without anger, without performance, with the specific directness of a man who has nothing to prove and knows it made Bob Dylan laugh.
Then made Bob Dylan go quiet. then made Bob Dylan say two words that people who know Bob Dylan say he almost never said to anyone. This is the story of those 11 seconds and the 40 years that followed them. The program was a live music interview special broadcast on an American network on the evening of November 3rd, 1986. The format was simple.
Two musicians, a host, an hour of conversation about music and the state of it. The producers had assembled the pairing of Bob Dylan and Keith Richards with the specific calculation of television producers who understand that two people with equally strong and potentially incompatible views about what music is and what it should do will produce better television than two people who agree about everything.
The calculation was correct, though not in the way the producers had anticipated. Bob Dylan was 45 years old in November of 1986. Bob Dylan had released Empire Burlesque the previous year and had been on the road for most of the intervening period as part of the True Confessions tour with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Bob Dylan was in November of 1986 in one of the most prolific and restless phases of a career that had consisted almost entirely of prolific and restless phases. A career that had moved through folk, rock, country, gospel, and back again, that had been declared finished at least six times by the music press, and at each time continued with the serene indifference of a river to the opinions of people standing on its banks.
Bob Dylan had been redefining what music could be. Since 1962, Bob Dylan had invented and reinvented himself so many times that reinvention had become his defining characteristic, not in the superficial sense of a performer changing costumes, but in the deeper sense of a musician who had never allowed his work to settle into a form that could be anticipated or categorized from the outside.
Bob Dylan understood influence and originality and the relationship between them better than almost anyone alive in 1986. Bob Dylan had spent 24 years thinking carefully and specifically about where music came from and where music was going and what it meant that those two things were always in constant conversation with each other.
Keith Richards was 42 years old in November of 1986. Keith Richards had been playing guitar professionally since 1962. Keith Richards had built a career on a foundation of American blues and rhythm and blues. A foundation that Keith Richards had studied with the systematic devotion of someone who understood that the tradition he was building on was not incidental to the music he was making, but essential to it.
that you could not understand what Keith Richards did without understanding where Keith Richards had come from and what Keith Richards had been listening to since he was a teenager in Dartford with American Import Records and a secondhand guitar and no teacher except the recordings themselves. Keith Richards had never pretended otherwise. Keith Richards had in fact spent considerable energy across his career making the lineage explicit, naming the artists, citing the recordings, insisting on the acknowledgement of influence that the mainstream music
industry had a long history of suppressing or ignoring or crediting to the wrong people. If anything, Keith Richards was more transparent about his sources than most musicians of his generation. Keith Richards had always said openly that the Rolling Stones came directly from the blues, that Muddy Waters and Robert Johnson and the specific tradition of the Mississippi Delta were not background influences, but foundational ones.
The music Keith Richards made was in direct and sustained conversation with that tradition, something Keith Richards considered not a limitation, but a responsibility and a form of respect. The interview had been running for 8 minutes when the host asked Bob Dylan about the current state of rock and roll.
Bob Dylan answered with the density and the indirection that characterized Bob Dylan’s responses to direct questions, turning the question over, approaching it from an unexpected angle, finding his way to what he actually thought through a series of observations that moved like a river rather than a road. Bob Dylan was not a straightforward interview subject.
Bob Dylan had been asked about rock and roll in hundreds of interviews across 24 years and had developed the habit of treating the question as an invitation to think out loud rather than a request for a prepared position. The producer Gerald Sherman said afterward that in the first 8 minutes of the interview, he had been slightly anxious, not because anything was going wrong, but because nothing was going anywhere in particular yet.
The interview had the feeling of two conversations happening simultaneously. Bob Dylan’s internal one and the external one visible to the cameras. And Gerald Sherman was not certain in those first eight minutes that the two conversations would converge into something. Bob Dylan talked about influence. Bob Dylan talked about originality.
Bob Dylan talked about the difference between music that absorbed a tradition and transformed it and music that absorbed a tradition and reproduced it. And then Bob Dylan made his assessment. And then Bob Dylan said with the precision of a man making a musical assessment rather than a personal judgment that the Rolling Stones work, and Bob Dylan was specific, naming Keith Richards as the guitarist whose approach he was discussing was derivative in a way that Bob Dylan found limiting.
Bob Dylan said it without hostility. Bob Dylan said it as a technical observation about the relationship between source material and the work that came from it. Bob Dylan said that Keith Richards played the blues the way the blues had already been played, rather than using the blues as a starting point for something that had not yet been played.
Keith Richards had been listening to this with the specific attention Keith Richards gave to things being said about music by people who knew music. Keith Richards did not interrupt. Keith Richards did not shift in his chair or display any of the visible signals of a person preparing a defensive response. Keith Richards listened to Bob Dylan’s complete observation all the way to its conclusion without interrupting and without displaying any visible signal of preparing a response.
Then Keith Richards said one sentence. The sentence was not a rebuttal. The sentence did not defend Keith Richards music or argue for its originality or challenge Bob Dylan’s characterization of what the blues meant in the context of rock and roll. The sentence was something else entirely, something that required a specific kind of confidence to say.
The confidence of a person who has spent long enough thinking about the same things as the person they are talking to that they can locate the exact point where their thinking diverges and say something useful about that point rather than simply defending their own position. The sentence acknowledged everything Bob Dylan had said, the assessment, the distinction Bob Dylan was drawing, the specific musical concern underlying the observation, and then turned it 90°.
Keith Richards took Bob Dylan’s own framework, the one Bob Dylan had used to analyze Keith Richards relationship to the blues tradition, and applied it back to Bob Dylan’s work with the same precision Bob Dylan had used to apply it to Keith Richards. Spare aimed. The sentence asked Bob Dylan something about Bob Dylan’s own music, about the relationship between Bob Dylan’s sources and Bob Dylan’s output that Bob Dylan had not been asked on television before.
The sentence did not attack. The sentence illuminated. Bob Dylan laughed. The laugh was not the polite laugh of someone responding to a joke. The laugh was the involuntary laugh of someone who has been genuinely surprised. The specific kind of surprise that a person of exceptional intelligence experiences when someone else’s intelligence exceeds their expectations.
Bob Dylan laughed for 4 seconds. Then Bob Dylan stopped laughing. Then Bob Dylan was quiet for 3 seconds in the way that Bob Dylan was quiet when Bob Dylan was thinking rather than performing thought. Then Bob Dylan said, “You’re right.” The producer in the booth, a man named Gerald Sherman, who had been working in television for 14 years, said afterward that in 14 years of live television production, he had never heard Bob Dylan say those two words in a public forum.
Gerald Sherman said he had worked with Bob Dylan on two previous occasions and had observed Bob Dylan in numerous other contexts and that you’re right was not a phrase that Bob Dylan deployed easily or often because Bob Dylan had spent 24 years being right about music in ways that other people eventually caught up with. And the experience of being right ahead of everyone else does not generally produce a man who says you’re right readily when someone else makes a point.
The host of the program, a journalist named Patricia Wells, who had been interviewing musicians for 12 years, said afterward that the 11 seconds between Bob Dylan’s assessment and Bob Dylan saying, “You’re right,” were the most extraordinary 11 seconds of television she had been present for. Patricia Wells said that what she witnessed in those 11 seconds was not a debate or a confrontation or a celebrity exchange of competing opinions.
Patricia Wells said what she witnessed was one musician recognizing another musician as an equal, which was in the specific context of Bob Dylan in 1986, not something that happened in public very often. The interview continued for another 42 minutes after those 11 seconds. The conversation between Bob Dylan and Keith Richards in the remaining 42 minutes was described by everyone who watched it as fundamentally different from the first 8 minutes.
The host, Patricia Wells, who had been conducting music interviews for 12 years and understood the difference between the performance of conversation and actual conversation, said that at approximately the 9-minute mark, something shifted in the studio. That the formal interview, architecture dissolved, and what replaced it was something less structured and more genuine.
Bob Dylan and Keith Richards talked about influence and originality and the blues and what it meant to build on a tradition without being consumed by it. They talked about specific recordings and specific musicians with the specificity of two people who had spent their entire adult lives thinking about these things and rarely found another person who had thought about them with equivalent care.
They talked about where music came from and where music was going and whether those two questions were actually one question or two. Patricia Wells said afterward that she had asked approximately four questions in the remaining 42 minutes because Bob Dylan and Keith Richards did not require questions. They required only a room and a camera and the shared understanding that what they were saying together was worth recording carefully.
She said it was the best interview she had ever conducted and that she had conducted the smallest part of it. After the program, Bob Dylan and Keith Richards were in the corridor outside the studio when the host Patricia Wells passed them. Patricia Wells said she did not stop because she did not want to interrupt.
She observed them for approximately 30 seconds from a distance. She said they were talking with the ease of people who had known each other for years rather than people who had met for the first time 2 hours earlier. She said that something had shifted between them during the broadcast that the broadcast had made permanent rather than temporary.
She continued down the corridor and did not look back. She said in her account of that evening that she had decided in that moment not to interrupt the conversation because some conversations are more valuable than any question a journalist might ask and that the conversation she had observed for 30 seconds in the corridor outside the studio was one of them.
She had been a music journalist for 12 years. She recognized the difference. Bob Dylan and Keith Richards have maintained their friendship across four decades. They have appeared together at various events, most significantly at the concert for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1995, where people who were present described them as inseparable for most of the evening, occupying the same corner of the backstage area and talking with the concentrated attention of people who only have a limited amount of time together and intend to use it
well. Bob Dylan has spoken about Keith Richards in interviews with the specific thoughtful care that Bob Dylan reserves for musicians whose work Bob Dylan considers genuinely important rather than merely culturally prominent. Keith Richards has spoken about Bob Dylan in similar terms with the specific respect of someone who recognizes in another person a commitment to music that goes deeper than career.
Neither Bob Dylan nor Keith Richards has made a public statement specifically about how the friendship began or about the November 1986 interview. Bob Dylan has not mentioned the 11 seconds. Keith Richards has not mentioned the sentence. The interview exists in the archive. The 11 seconds are there. The laugh is there. The two words are there.
What is also there for anyone who watches the interview from its beginning and pays attention to the shift that happens at the 9-minute mark is the specific moment when two people who thought they were appearing on a television program discovered they were actually talking to each other. What Keith Richards said in that one sentence has never been officially reported.
The people who were in the studio that evening, Gerald Sherman, Patricia Wells, the floor crew, the two camera operators, the makeup artist who was watching from the side of the set, have described the sentence in consistent terms. They have described its effect. They have described Bob Dylan’s laugh and Bob Dylan’s silence and Bob Dylan’s two words.
They have not repeated the sentence itself in the specific understanding that the sentence was said between two musicians on a television program and that its power resided in the specific context of that exchange and would not survive removal from it intact. What can be said is this. Keith Richards said something to Bob Dylan about Bob Dylan’s music that used Bob Dylan’s own observation about Keith Richards as its starting point and arrived somewhere that Bob Dylan had not anticipated.
Keith Richards turned Bob Dylan’s assessment 90° and showed Bob Dylan something about the music they had both spent their lives making that Bob Dylan recognized immediately as true. And Bob Dylan said, “You’re right.” Two words said by Bob Dylan in public on live television in 1986 to Keith Richards in response to a single sentence Keith Richards had said about music.
Two words that Gerald Sherman, who had worked with Bob Dylan on two previous occasions, said he had never heard Bob Dylan say in a public forum. Two words that Patricia Wells, who had been interviewing musicians for 12 years, said were the most significant two words she had heard in those 12 years. Not because of their content, but because of who said them and what it cost to say them and what it meant that Keith Richards had produced them in 11 seconds from a conversation that began with Bob Dylan calling Keith Richards’s music derivative. And Keith Richards and
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